December 3, 2005

When casting couches go wrong...

Let's see...

Burt Reynolds - slight southern accent, 70's icon

Jason Statham - middle class British, thuggish accent, action movies, often seen with stupid martial arts-types fight sequences

Ray Liotta - New Yawk accent, bug eyes

Matthew Lillard - Shaggy, bug eyes, stoner accent

Claire Forlani - last seen in Mallrats

Let's see, does this sound like the cast of a mideival epic movie? No? Then, what if we throw in some ninjas?

Yup. In the Name of the King: a Dungeon Seige Tale is officially listed as being in post-production by IMDB.com, so that means we'll be seeing it in the theaters soon enough. But if you can't wait for a glimpse at the train wreck that it's sure to be, head on over and check out the trailer.

This, by the way, is what the Lord of the Rings has brought upon us.

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