It's my secret shame—My love for 70's disco?
Not so ironic...
I know Atari
She knows only Nintendo
Generation gap
O, you thrift store lads
I thrill at your skinny pants!
Artfully mussed hair
My fantasy bar:
The juke box is all B-sides
All emo, all night
Vinyl collection
Original plastic sleeves
Alphabetical
I only kissed you
Because I saw the playlists
On your damn iPod
McEnroe poser
Your terry-cloth wristbands are
Obviously new
Rock my Adidas
(Wes Anderson collection)
Never rock Fila
Thanks, Aunt Polly. But
Chili's gift certificates
Are no good to me
~From Hipster Haiku by Siobhan Adcock
These are the things I see on a daily basis. So many ironic grandma glasses, so little time.
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Exactly like this.
And I think I saw
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You like their music.
c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker
ReplyDeleteYou folks are awesome.
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