The Universally Stupid Record Database

Welcome to the Universal Record Data Base, a web collection of foolish and inane records entirely self-attempted, self-verified, and self-important.

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• 117 members of the Christ's Church at Mason youth group sat on balloons and popped them at the same time as they became the largest group to sit on balloons and pop them at once.
  
• Some bearded guy as he becomes the fastest man to drink a 2-oz bottle of Tabasco through a coffee stirrer.
  
• The most Casio preset rhythms played at once.
  
• The famous people who have hopped on the dorky bandwagon.

There are, of course people who hold multiple such records. Those people seem kinda pathetic.

And my question for you today...which record could you make up and hold?