Untitled weekend links post

• Very Young Avengers Assemble for Target Toy Commercial - So friggin' cute
• We all crave it, but can you stand the silence? - Please? 
• Early Bird Special - This man sure can blow the mouth organ.

• "The Arbitrary English Language" - I think I heard Gallagher do something similar, but with more watermelons. Futility Closet hits this fairly frequently, to be honest.
• New trailer for Rock of Ages is big and flamboyant - I'm so in for this. Big, stupid, looks like a lot of fun.

• Jell-O Cloud Parfaits - How to...gorgeous stuff
• Why Some Civil War Soldiers Glowed in the Dark - Bio(luminescence) warning, Calen...
• Wanna bet? - The man, the myth, the pants...

• Phrase anatomy - That thing about intestines is kinda cool...as are lots of these facts.
• Cherry cheesecake stuffed French toast - I know what I want for my birthday breakfast.
• Ask Chris: #101 - The Riddler -  A far-too-thoughtful-than-the-character-deserves exploration of The Riddler
• The Masters Putt-Putt Course: Tiger Woods Used to be Good at This, Too - I would pick-up golf if it was like this. 

• Meeting of the Rhone and Arve rivers in Geneva - I had to look this up on Google maps to make sure it wasn't faked. 
• The horrific practice of food spherification - Chemistry & cooking, very cool...occasionally creepy 
• It's time to give the punt the boot - Math, man...math run up against job safety
• How old books get that distinctive smell - Not what I always thought.

• Mike Mitchell art show at Gallery 1988 - Such cute, giant heads
• Crucial decisions lead to revised top 25 -  Really? Indiana #1? It seems too soon.
• Krispy Kreme Donut Smores - Heaven from a toaster oven
• Fortune - I think fortune cookie makers should have more fun with things...like this one.
• Give me all the years without a championship you have - Ron Swanson...always cool...