April 22, 2015

Vonne Gut Reactions: Hocus Pocus

It's been a long while since I last reviewed one of Kurt Vonnegut's books, stopping a book and a half short of finishing his main fourteen novels. From there, maybe it'll be on to his collections, maybe not.

If Hocus Pocus is any indication, though, we are far from Vonnegut's prime, and it would be seven more years until he published his final novel, Timequake. From 1959 through 1990 - when Hocus Pocus was published - Vonnegut published a new novel every two to four years. After 1990 Vonnegut had only one more novel in him, and that one came out in 1997.

Here's to hoping that Kurt went out in a blaze of glory, because Hocus Pocus isn't that. (All page numbers refer to the edition seen above, that with the two white hands around a view of a park.)
  • p44 - Our main character, Eugene Debs Hartke, find time and again that his life is influenced by chance. Here Hartke bumps into Sam Wakefield, a military recruiter, entirely by chance. His life's path - on to art school before the meeting - is forever changed. Vonnegut often wrote of chance having a much larger influence on our lives than most people would care to admit.
  • p67 - Hartke meets Alton Darwin, a mass murderer in the prison where he would eventually work. He compares himself to Darwin thusly, "He hadn't killed nearly as many people as I had. But then again, he hadn't had my advantage, which was the full cooperation of our Government. Also he had done all his killing for reasons of money. I had never stopped to that."
  • p117 - "A normal tour of duty in Vietnam was twice [6 months] and 1,000 times more dangerous. Who could blame the educated classes with political connections for staying home?" - Vonnegut wrote a number of times that the wealthy didn't have to send their children to war, that wars were fought on the backs of the poor.
  • p137  - "He was a cuckold in the present, and crucifixion awaited him in the future." We've seen a number of Vonnegut characters described in a similar way, who they are and who they will be at the same time.
  • p137 - Hartke reads a 'remarkable science fiction story" called "The Protocols of the Elders of Tralfamadore." It's been far too long since I've heard anything about Tralfamadore.
  • p143 - Really, people were debating the realities of climate change as Vonnegut wrote this, too? Sheesh...
  • p154 - I think this is the only time that the phrase "hocus pocus" is mentioned in the book. "then my list of those whose lives I took shouldn't include possibles and probables, or those killed by artillery or air strikes called in by me, and surely not all those, many of them Americans, who dies as an indirect result of all my hocus pocus, all my blah blah blah."
  • p155 - Hartke is making a list of all the people he killed and women he slept with while he is in prison awaiting his trial for murders and kidnappings after the prison break. His lawyer asks him why. Hartke says, "To speed things up on Judgement Day."...his lawyer replies, "I thought you were an Atheist."...Hartke replies, "You never know." Vonnegut was a renowned Atheist, but he always held open the possibility that he might've been wrong.
  • p163 - The phrase "what's the hurry, son?" is repeated three times. Each time, it pulls Hartke into a totally different pathway in the world. Again, random chance, but this time with an echo throughout time.
  • p166 - A character relates a childhood story of being trapped in an elevator. He was panicked, but he assumed that the adults outside the elevator were focusing on this major event in American history, that even the President of the United States was being updated. Because of this, when the elevator doors opened, he assumed there would be a huge uproar when the doors opened. And there wasn't. There was nothing. Hartke asks, "You know what you have described to perfection?"..."What it was like to come home from the Vietnam War."
  • p176 - Vonnegut mentions the towns of Cairo, Illinois. Only, "he pronounced it 'kay-roe.' "...and Peru, Indiana pronounced "pee-roo" not "puh-roo"...and Brazil, Indiana being said as 'brazzle.' I know all of those towns...and Versailles, Indiana - ver-sales.
  • p185 - "I have looked up who the Freethinkers were...who believed...that nothing but sleep awaited good and evil persons alike in the Afterlife, that science had proved all organized religions to be baloney, that God was unknowable, and that the greatest use a person could make of his or her lifetime was to improve the quality of life for all in his or her community." - that sounds a whole lot like Vonnegut's humanism.
  • p200 - "The Protocols of the Elders of Tralfamadore" explains that the Earth was created in order to improve the space-travel-readiness of bacteria from Earth and that the words of the Bible were written down from those same alien bacterial engineers. That's about right for Vonnegut's beliefs about organized religion.
  • p238 - A Japanese man is discussing the parallels between war and commerce. "So now we count dollars the way you used to count bodies. What does that bring us closer to? What does it mean? We should do with those dollars what you did with the bodies. Bury and forget them! You were luckier with your bodies than we are with all our dollars." - Vonnegut has long had a disdain for commercialism.
  • p242 - "I think any form of government, not just Capitalism, is whatever the people who have all our money, drunk or sober, sane or insane, decide to do today." - Yup, vintage Vonnegut right there. The wealthy are running our world. The rest of us are at their whims.
  • p251 - Vonnegut relates the story of "a talking deer in the National Forest...who gets tangled in barbed wire during the summer months, trying to get at the delicious food on the farms. He is shot by a hunter. As he dies he wonders why he was born in the first place. The final sentence of the story was the last thing the deer said on Earth. The hunter was close enough to hear it and was amazed. This was it: 'What the blakety-blank was that supposed to be all about?' " Yup, Vonnegut.
The whole story, honestly feels like Vonnegut-by-numbers. All of the beats are there, even the occasionally humorous beats.

But the book feels flat, empty, like not much of anything.

The story of Eugene Debs Hartke isn't interesting. He seems to bop from pillar to post, to deal with women either as someone to sleep with (the majority of women) or to take care of (his wife and mother-in-law), and to drift from one job to another without any care or control of what he wants to do.

He seems a passive participant in his own story. Meh...

Hopefully I'll get something better from Timequake


April 20, 2015

Quick hitters comics I've read

Superman/Batman (volume 2) by Jeph Loeb & Ed McGuiness - easily the best read of the month...outstanding time-travel/alternative worlds story of three villains from the League of Superheroes time frame kidnapping baby Batman & Superman...lots of callbacks to various old-school DC history and a creative cross-over with alternative/parody versions of the Ultimates from the Ultimate Marvel universe...I'd read it before, and it's still outstanding...and then there's Superman/Batman #26 which wasn't collected in the original, smaller collections...touching story of Robin reflecting on how much he misses his friend Superboy...story written by Jeph's son, Sam, and drawn by twenty-six different artists in tribute to Sam who passed away before it was published...also has a shorter story of a young man named Sam who was Clark Kent's friend before he passed away from cancer...heartbreaking, touching, brilliant...easily five out of five stars...

Black Widow: The Finely Woven Thread - Good art, interesting story of character redemption, cliched use of main character's acceptance of a stray cat to parallel her journey of acceptance in finding a home...four of five stars...

Superman/Wonder Woman: volume 1 Power Couple - pretty good read of two characters who are more new to the world than I'm used to them being and trying to find out how to have a private relationship when they're the two most powerful people on the planet...the cover, however, looks like soft core porn and embarrasses me to even have in my library stack...four out of five stars...

Wolverine and the X-Men: Death of Wolverine - Oddly, no actual death of Wolverine takes place in this issue, just lots of building up to Wolverine dying and the aftermath of Wolverine post-death. Feels very much like an ancillary part of a massive summer cross-over...three our of five stars...

Batman/Superman: volume 1 Cross World - moderately interesting story of Batman & Superman from New 52 Earth 1 meeting their counterparts from Earth 2. Fights and cooperation and then fights ensue. Horrible artwork from Jae Lee...every scene seems to take place in a fog bank where the characters are in perfect focus but they are against a blank background...three out of five stars

Batman Beyond 2.0: Justice Lords Beyond - revisiting of the revisiting of a story line from the Batman Beyond tv show showing what happened after the last time the Justice Lords appeared in the comic which showed what happened after the Justice Lords appeared in the tv series...hard to follow the fight scenes between characters from the two worlds because the differences in costumes are too subtle...three out of five stars

Justice League: volume 2 Villain's Journey - Jim Lee's art annoys me with everybody having far too many lines and always looking either asleep or angry with no middle ground...too much yelling when they should just be talking...interesting premise (man turns into villain when his family gets killed in a Justice League fight)...poor execution...threads leading to splitting off of Justice League and creation of Justice League of America...three out of five stars...

Justice League: volume 3 Throne of Atlantis - Ivan Reis artwork is a little better, but the characters are still always angry at each other and prone to fly off the handle at the smallest slight...seems poor characterization because they aren't getting any better as 'time' goes on...two stories here: Cheetah vs JL and Atlantis vs JL...neither are great...minor moments of relationship between Supes & WW are more interesting...three out of five stars

Justice League: volume 4 The Grid - here comes the cross-over fight with the Justice League Dark & Justice League of America...not interesting...seriously, these people seem to fight each other at the smallest little provocation...they're like children with superpowers...the infiltration from the Crime Syndicate on Earth 3, however, is more interesting...sadly most of that is coming in the next volume...three out of five stars...

Incredible Hulk: Past Perfect - boring, jumbled mess of a storyline when Bruce Banner had contracted cancer and was dying...but of course, gets saved - weirdly by the Leader. Lots of different characterizations of the Hulk - grey thug from the 50's, brainless green brute, smart green brute...two out of five stars

Ultimate Comics X-Men (vol 3) - some sort of war between mutants lead by Jean Grey and by Kitty Pryde including an apparently conscious, mutant seed...dumb...two out of five stars

April 18, 2015

Agility, clarity, stamina, and strength






April 17, 2015

And the first shall be last.fm

I've been hanging with Last.fm for about fifteen months now (since January 2014.) I'm not doing it because of the ability to listen to music via last.fm. I'm happy with iTunes and the occasional Spotify playlist. I'm hanging with last because a former student of mine suggested using its Scrobbling feature to track my musical listening habits.

Here's what I've seen after a year and a quarter...

From www.lastchart.com...






From last.fm's playground...


From My Music Habits...


From nicholast.fm, though those are only from 2014...I can't find a way to combine 2014 and 2015 on that service.

April 16, 2015

An inverted Grand Canyon



That happened back in December 2014, and the video was posted on the Grand Canyon's flickr account.

April 15, 2015

In tribute to Scrubs

I noticed recently that The AV Club has been doing episode-by-episode reviews of Scrubs. So far they've been through the first three seasons leaving like six or so more seasons to go through. Sadly they seem to have set the project aside, having not reviewed anything since August of 2013.

And I keep bumping across Buzzfeed articles about Scrubs: 27 Things You Might Not Know About Scrubs...23 Times Scrubs Got Way, Way Too Real...The Janitor's 39 Best Lines...The Cast of Scrubs Reunites on Cougar Town...

Of course there's a Scrubs wiki...

There might be a Scrubs musical...


April 14, 2015

April 13, 2015

Eight months of thoughts

I've been living in the new Princeton High School (at 100 Viking Way, a far more poetic and inherently false address than the old 11080 Chester Rd), and I have a few thoughts.



April 10, 2015

The keystone was dropped into place.




The Gateway Arch was completed in 1965.

I love the Gateway Arch.

April 9, 2015

You have the right to remain entertained.




The Supreme Court ruled in the case of Miranda v Arizona in 1966. There was a time when our rights were being expanded. Nice times, I'm sure.

April 8, 2015

Free Cassius




In 1967, Cassius Marsellus Clay was convicted of evading the draft. The conviction was overturned by the Supreme Court in 1971.

April 7, 2015

American Pie was about 1968




In 1968, the world lost a number of great people. In 1971, Don McLean wrote about some of them. In 2015, I made a playlist of songs from 1968.

April 6, 2015

And now we're working our way back through time




We start with the music of 1969, and we'll go backwards from there.

April 4, 2015

So, you're saying I should spend the whole night locked in a cage...with you?




March 31, 2015

The awesomeness of Kelsey Mitchell


So, just how awesome is Kelsey Mitchell?

As the Buckeyes season wrapped up with a round of 32 loss to North Carolina, Kelsey set the following records...
  • With three three-point field goals, including a tying basket with 39 seconds remaining, Kelsey Mitchell set the all-time NCAA single-season record for three-point field goals made with 127. Lisa McMullen of Arkansas State (1990-91) and Sade Logan of Robert Morris (2007-08) previously held the record with 126.
  • Mitchell made at least one three pointer in all 35 games this season, an NCAA record for consecutive games in a season with a three-point field goal.  
  • Mitchell scored 873 points this season, which leads the country. That is also the second-most points ever scored by an NCAA Division I freshman in a season. She finished 25 points behind Tina Hutchinson of San Diego State, who scored 898 points during the 1983-84 season.
  • Mitchell's 873 points scored is a Big Ten single-season record, previously set by Kelly Mazzante of Penn State (872) in 2001-02.

March 30, 2015

Right to Work is wrong.



"Right to Work"

It's like the Patriot Act. You can't be against the Patriot Act.

Just like you can't be against something called Right to Work. Who doesn't want the Right to Work.

I, for one, don't want the Right to Work.

I want the Right to Organize.

I want the Right to Collectively Bargain.

I want the Right to Earn a Fair Wage.

I want the Right to Bargain my Working Conditions.

I don't want the Right to Work-for-Less.

Right to Work is wrong.

March 27, 2015

That wraps up the 1970s.




And now we shall never speak of the music of the 1970s again. In a week and a few days, I'll start a tag for the 1960s.

March 26, 2015

I'm sure something important happened in 1971.




But this really isn't about the historical events of 1971. This is about the music, the feeling, the flow.

March 25, 2015

The Olympics were in Munich in 1972.




There was happiness, and there was sadness at the 1972 summer Olympics. The music of 1972 was more universally happy.

March 24, 2015

Back and back now




Stepping backwards in time...1973 it is...

March 23, 2015

I wasn't born yet.




And now we start counting backwards from the year of my birth. 1974, you're up.

March 21, 2015

I'm hoping the Hoosiers are still in the tourney when this posts...

...because they are as I write this on Thursday night.




March 19, 2015

Now, please



Marvel Studios and Charlie Wen, you are doing everything correctly, because I desperately want this to come out like yesterday.

March 18, 2015

So, whatcha been reading, ChemGuy?

Birdman (or The Unexpected Virtue of Innocence) - I will readily admit that I didn't get it.

I went into Birdman excited and really wanting to get it. I'd heard that it was one of the best films of the year and that it was some sort of technical marvel - not that any of the hints and reviews that I'd done fair diligence to avoid made more than oblique reference to whatever the technical marvel was just saying that Birdman deserved high praise for its special effects.

I get most of the film, an aging former comic book movie star directs, produces, and stars in his own adaptation of a Raymond Carver play trying to redeem himself - for himself and for his reputation. I get the lack of cuts in the film - that's impressive, yeah. I get the impressive acting from all involved - Keaton, Stone, Norton, Galifianakis. I get the older actor trying to stay relevant in the internet age.

I don't get what the truth of the film was. (Spoilers: highlight at your own risk.) I saw things that clearly aren't real - flying, telekinesis, floating, voices from inside Keaton's head, fire raining down on the street, a giant bird landing on and destroying a building, Keaton shooting himself in the head on-stage and surviving. And I saw clear signs that those things weren't real - the taxi driver chasing Keaton into the theater for his fare, the street not really being destroyed from the bird attack, Keaton using his hands to toss his dressing room after using his 'telekinesis' to do the same. Then came the ending with Stone looking into the sky...with joy. Dead or not dead? Really a superhero or not? In a dream or in reality? What are we supposed to believe? (spoilers over)

I like to think I'm a sophisticated enough movie watcher that I can tolerate a little ambiguity, but for whatever reason, this ambiguity didn't sit well with me.

I don't get it.

Saga (vol 4) - The saga of Saga continues to roll along. The first three were spectacular. This one's a notch or two below those, but it's still good quality reading. Don't start here but do start from the beginning and get here.

American Vampire (vol 7) - I'd kind of forgotten that there was a thorough and over-arching plot here, but this volume is all plot, bringing Skinner Sweet back into the plot as he, Pearl, and the other remaining American Vampires find themselves being hunted by the Grey Trader, the first vampire, the devil. Here we see a the American Vampires tying into the greater vampire family tree, trying to save child vampires from the older clans from the Grey Trader.

Then the final, largely prose, story comes along and knocks it all out of the park. This is one of the better volumes of the series, but it would certainly be a tough one to step into without having read the rest of the series up to now.

It's another one to read...but from the beginning.

Amazing X-Men (vol 1 & 2) - Boring, not great...

Nightcrawler is dead but comes back to life. The X-Men find their way to heaven, hell, and purgatory in a quest to find their friend, a quest that they happened to find themselves on rather than one for which they went questing. Meh...

The second volume with the curse of the Wendigo (you turn into a Wendigo if you eat human flesh on Canadian soil) is a bit more impressive but not exactly spectacular, either. Meh again...

Superman: Red Son - This is probably the best read of the week. This Elseworlds tale posits what might have happened if Superman's rocket had landed on Earth twelve hours later (or earlier, who knows which), putting him in the Ukraine where he grew up believing in truth, justice, and the Soviet way.

Along the way of Superman's rise from poor kid on the collective farm to world leader sees the characters of Batman, Lex Luthor, Green Lantern, Wonder Woman, and most of the supporting characters in the Superman mythos. It's a brilliant rewriting of the entire story that becomes even more impressive as the tale wraps around to eat its own tail in the last page.

Great stuff...

The Superior Spider-Man (vol 6) - I'd been curious as to how the writers were going to wrap up the story of Otto Octavious living Peter Parker's life and residing inside Parker's head. Their choice - to have Otto realize that he couldn't possibly beat the Green Goblin as Octavious but rather must give himself back to Parker and allow himself to dissolve away. It all works very well here. Nice job, Dan Slott.

The Amazing Spider-Man (vol 1, 1.1, 2) - Dan Slott continues here with the recently restored Peter Parker trying to slip back into a life that has changed in some drastic ways thanks to Otto's running of it while the true office holder was out on other business. Turns out Peter likes some of the changes, and people are somewhat reluctant to hang out with the recently grouchy PP. Anna Marie, Otto's soon-to-be fiance, takes things surprisingly well. Well enough that I have to assume there's another shoe to drop somewhere along the way.

The return of a racked off Black Cat, a retelling of the Spider-Man origin with new 'villain', the introduction of a pending Spider-Verse, team-up with the new Ms Marvel, surprising return of the 'villain' from Peter's origin story...it all works really well. It's good to have the original back.

Teen Titans: Earth One (vol 1) - boring...I do appreciate that it's the Teen Titans without Robin but that otherwise it's pretty much the team that I know and love (Terra, Cyborg, Joseph Slade, Changling, Raven, and Starfire). I didn't appreciate that their origins all came from alien 'DNA' grafting. I won't be hunting down the second volume. Even the artwork from the Dodsons didn't do anything for me. Yes, it's cute to see alternative-reality versions of the storylines I know and love with tons of little nods for people who had read the original comics, but nostalgia doesn't mean greatness.

Thanos: Infinity Revelation - I don't know whether this is an example of synergy between the movie and print arms of the Marvel mega-megia empire or just coincidence, but Thanos is about the has his profile raised significantly with the coming Marvel Phase III films. (As always, go Charlie Wen)

The story is written to be epic in scope and to further the continuing rivalry between Thanos and Adam Warlock. I don't know the two characters' combined history, so it didn't have much impact on me. Meh...

Inhumans - The artwork is Jae Lee at his sloppiest barely looking in many cases like the gorgeous artwork he's produced in the past. The storyline revels in a horrible combination of 'I'm smarter than you' between Black Bolt and his jailed brother. Each tops the other by claiming he had known all along what the other's plan was and showing...telling us, really...how he had anticipating that exact move. Little too much of that for all of me. I do appreciate the somewhat creative way to get the Inhumans moved into hiding again.

Fantastic 4 (by James Robinson) - The only good thing I can say here is that I love the cover to the first volume (seen to the left). Nothing else is worth perusing.

Daytripper by Fabio Moon & Gabriel Ba - This one was fascinating and oddly, wasn't about super heroes. I know how rare it is for me to turn to the non-spandex stories, but I did, and I'm glad I did.

We get here a retelling of a dozen birthdays of the fictional Bras, the son a great author in Brazil. Bras's story is told through retellings of what might have been on each of his birthdays. Unluckily for Bras, he dies in the course of each retelling - though it appears that he doesn't die when Bras shows up the next issue as fine as frog's hair.

Great stuff here

March 17, 2015

Don't Overlook this



That's pretty frickin' awesome. Adam Savage of the Mythbusters built a near-perfect scale model of the Overlook Hotel's magical maze from The Shining, and he built it in ridiculous detail...like stunning, OCD-level detail.

And he filmed the process and did an hour-long podcast after the fact.

I've watched them both, and the podcast is further afield into the minutia of the program. Both are fascinating, though.


March 16, 2015

Another series coming

Yes, the Kwik-E-Mart is gorgeous, but I'm not going to spend $199 for a Lego set, no matter how cool the set looks.

Yes, the printed tiles are pretty stunning...


...and the sticker of frozen Jasper is entertaining (though printed is always better than stickered)...


 But the real stuff for me is the new collectible minifig series, Simpsons 2.0.



A feel guide here could be tough because there are a whole lot of two-by-two tiles in the bunch this time.
  • Professor Frink - Erlenmeyer flask...should be easy enough to distinguish from the rest of the accessories
  • Martin Prince - short legs and a book
  • Patty (or Selma) - 2x2 tile, distinctive hair
  • Selma (or Patty) - purse, distinctive hair
  • Sunday best Homer - 2x2 tile, smooth head, no hair- going to be tough to tell from Dr Hibbert
  • Waylon Smithers - 2x2 tile + 2x2 plate, Smithers's head
  • Maggie - weird, baby body, dog
  • Sunday best Lisa - cat, short legs
  • Groundskeeper Willie - plunget
  • Comic book guy -  2x2 tile, squishy (1x1 round brick)
  • Fallout Boy - short legs, coffee
  • Edna Krabapple - 2x2 tile, coffee cup
  • Marge Simpson - big hair
  • Hans Moleman - short legs, 1x2 tile (thankfully, only one in the whole set)
  • Dr Hibbert - 2x2 tile, nothing else (going to be tough to tell from Homer)
  • Ths Bartman - sling shot, cap
May 1st...Lego's are coming

March 13, 2015

And done...for now...




And we're up to 2014 now. That's the last year as we march forward.

In a couple of weeks, we'll start counting backwards with 1974.

March 12, 2015

Almost to today




2013 has us almost caught up to today.

March 11, 2015

March 10, 2015

March 9, 2015

Back to the run...




2010 had some decent music. Take a listen to what I'm talking about.

March 7, 2015

March 6, 2015

The mess that is Mount Everest

I've said it before: Mount Everest is a deathtrap.

Now I'm finding out that not only is it a deathtrap because of the lack of oxygen leading to decreased cognitive functions among the climbers and climbing routes overcrowded with inexperienced climbers. It's also a deathtrap because of the open pits filled with up to 26,500 pounds of human excrement.

I couldn't find an actual photo of the fecal pit, so here's one of Everest's many trash piles.
 Yummy...

I do appreciate that local officials are using economic incentives to force people to at least bring an amount of trash equal to their own leavings (or at least the average leaving) from the mountain. I would up that economic incentive. Make people bring off more than the average leaving so trash can start to be decreased. The goal shouldn't be to hold level but rather to improve that level.


March 5, 2015

Buy me this



It's so simple. I want this.

Actually, I want to know the measurements (height, volume, whatever) more than just that it's "upscaled 10 times" from the original

March 3, 2015

Requium for a way of life

Nice tour of New Castle's Chrysler fieldhouse, the largest high school gymnasium in the world. The fieldhouse seats 9325 people over at Max Preps.

It's awesome.



February 27, 2015

Lego wants

Figures I want that are already out and about...

I've all the Collectible Minifigures at this point other than Mr Gold (and I don't really want him - if I did have him, I would sell him in a heartbeat to finance all the rest of the habit) and two Olympians: brawny boxer and relay runner.

There are a number of Super Hero minifigures that I don't have just yet. Some of them are rare enough convention exclusives that I don't count on ever getting them. Most of the others I will pick up here and there on the grey market.

There's the Astor City Scientist from the Ultra Agent line. I just love the white version of the Hazmat Guy's suit.

Now, from this year's new Marvel sets, as seen at the 2015 Toy Fair...
  • I don't need another Iron Man, no matter the slight armor design changes.
  • I do like the new Ultron figures, though, those in the $13 set and in the $30 Hulkbuster set.
  • Speaking of the Hulkbuster set, it also has a Hulk megafigure, Ultron Prime, and Scarlet Witch. That'll be tough to balance whether that's worth $30, especially because I very much like the design of that Hulkbuster armor
  • Ultimate Ultron, Vision, and Black Widow are worth getting from the new Quinjet set. The slightly different Iron Man and Captain America aren't as much.
  • Nothing from Avengers Tower tempts me.
  • I'll probably pick up the full new Spider-Man set at $13 to get the two Spider-Man figures. It's Miles Frickin' Morales. How cool is that?
  • Another Spider-Man variation but a cool, Iron Spider one, and Sandman look great. The rest of the Supervillain team up does nothing for me. Rhino is dumb without his suit. Spider-Man looks the same as all the other Spider-Man figures.
  • Finally we get a right, proper Green Goblin instead of the stupid movie figure.
  • I'm not sure about the Ant-Man set. The figures just look like stupid, helmeted figures. I might feel differently after seeing the movie, but not yet. I do like the up-scaled Lego bricks to show that the figures are tiny.
In the DC sets from the same source...
  • Jokerland comes with a ton of figures. I don't dig the Harley Quinn with the bare sleeves, and Joker and Penguin look about the same, as do Robin and Batman. But the Teen Titans are awesome: Beast Boy and Starfire. Plus I don't have Poison Ivy yet.
  • The other set, BatBoat Harbor Pursuit come with an interesting Robin and Deathstroke, both worth getting. The Batman is an eternal issue, though, with every DC toy. We don't need a thousand variations on Batman and Superman. Give us new figures, new characters.
The very coolest thing in the new Lego announcements, though, might be the new 1x1 black brick that's 90% ABS and 10% carbon fiber. That has me intrigued, especially with its connection to the Lego app shown in the photo here.

February 26, 2015

Let's give it a go



Nice 80's movie montage. Let's see if I can get them all in order. Pausing is allowed, folks...


February 25, 2015

Color me tiled

I've been spending some time playing a new game recently, Color Tiles.

It's a simple enough game. Click a blank spot. If there are two tiles of the same color directly above or below, left or right, the tiles disappear. If there aren't such tiles, a buzzer sounds, and you lose a little more time off the clock. The goal is to clear as many tiles as possible in the limited time you're given.

My record so far is 192 while I just sat there for the last few seconds knowing I couldn't clear any more tiles from that bottom left cluster. Can anybody out there beat that?




February 24, 2015

Memories for sale

Princeton High School (PHS) was built in the late 1950's seeing its first graduating class step from the doors in the spring of 1959.

In the fall of 2013, Princeton Community Middle School (PCMS) students walked into the newly-constructed 6-12 campus of both PCMS and PHS. The next fall, that of 2014, saw high school students start their new era in the new PHS at 100 Viking Way, across the street from the old school.

This spring will see the start of demolition of that old school. It will have survived nearly but not quite sixty years, seeing probably fifty-thousand students pass through its halls over the years.

And what's left is for sale via an online auction through the services of Penny Worley Auctioneers.

Here are some of the highlights as I skim through the pages. (All of these comments were made on a snow day last week, 2/18. Prices, at least, probably should be updated before posting.)

The two most valuable items are a pair of vending machines (178 and 179) . Currently going for $400 each. I had no idea that Princeton owned those. I assumed they were all leased or just put there for a cut of the profits.



The remaining contents of my classroom are up for purchase as lot 1855. If anybody's curious, I can sign anything in there to increase the value.


The auctioneers do have a sense of humor, or at least the person writing the descriptions does. Check out this lot (1323) of 'footballs (partially deflated-Patriots style)".



I can't remember whether I got a 'silver' Viking pin or not, but this lot of pins (1579) certainly seems like something we should have moved across the street with us.


Above the memorial pond - in a courtyard that our students weren't allowed to even see for the last five or so years of the school's existence but where thousands of students ate lunch over the decades and which had a plaque honoring our fallen Vikings like Kelly Freeman to whom the pond was once dedicated (I've no idea whether the pond was dedicated to someone who was forgotten before Kelly) - there once hung a Viking head medallion that was probably four or five feet in diameter. The medallion was taken down when the pond was being rehabbed a decade or so ago by Judy Maciolli (now Judy Kelly and teaching with us again). For a year or so the medallion sat and aged outside before I rolled it into my room where it sat for a while longer before I passed it along to our tech folks who rebuilt the sign and trimmed the head from the medallion. Lot 1153 is all that seems to have survived of that medallion. That makes me really sad, though I have to admit that I passed it along and didn't follow it enough to complain.


Lot 566 is the only one that really tempts me to dive into the bidding. That would look pretty sweet hanging in...on my...next to...

I have no idea where I would hang a four-foot Viking head that doesn't even follow the branding guidelines.


So, does anybody want to buy my memories?

February 23, 2015

Triple trouble

A couple of weekends ago, I was with a friend who was working his way through an online crossword puzzle. He asked for help with five particularly tough clues. I present them to you here along with the answers (after the jump) and with a couple of questions on my own.

The five clues were identical, saying only "triple double." Each answer was fifteen letters long.

My questions for you before I reveal the answers themselves...
  • First, once you see the answers, can you explain how they are answers to those clues?
  • Secondly, is there any any reasonable way that anyone could be expected to go from the clues to the answers?
So, the answers...

February 20, 2015

This is all over the place, confetti.




Hello, H1N1




The threat of H1N1 didn't stop us from listening to any of these songs.

February 19, 2015

Two non-US-born-(kinda) guys ran for president in 2008




See, Barack Obama was born in Hawaii, and John McCain was born in the Panama Canal Zone.

Neither one was born in an original part of the United States.

Interesting but officially legal in both cases.

Let's think back to the music of 2008 for a moment, shall we, and remember those wacky times.

February 18, 2015

You know what? Working there might be fun.




...and hello, Gordon Brown




In 2007, Gordon Brown took over leadership of the United Kingdom from David Blair.

February 17, 2015

Say goodnight, Sadaam




See, in 2006 - the year in which these songs were released - Sadaam Hussein let slip this mortal coil.

February 16, 2015

I started my blog in 2005



Yup, been doing this almost ten years now...not the 8tracks thing, but the blog thing...

Not quite ten years as of today but ten years as of this year, anyway.

February 13, 2015

Who knew?


Cards Against Humanity has a blog.

Who knew?

Sometimes, admittedly and unsurprisingly, they're a bit .

February 12, 2015

Ctrl+Alt+Dance - premiering tomorrow night in Cincy



How cool, a movie shot entirely in Cincy that looks pretty professional.

And it's premiering tomorrow night.

I think if I weren't on my way to Gatlinburg, I'd try to go to the premiere.

February 11, 2015

Update: QuizMeUp

Updating my QuizUp progress...

I've crossed halfway to the Praetorian which requires 10,000 victories. I screenshotted my progress when I was just over halfway to that with 5007 victories. The other achievement in the distance for me is Unstoppable which requires 10,000 games played. Add in my 1559 losses and 95 ties, and that gives me 6661 total games played, nearly exactly two thirds of the way there.


I cut the photo off with the topics in which I've crossed the level-sixty line because those are the ones needed for the Avatar achievement. I have upped my average score to 116 from the 112-point average that you saw last time. Helps that I played a bunch of categories that I know well to get to Avatar instead of banging away against those categories that required level fifteen for the achievements.

The other two achievements that I'm lacking are going to require some traveling, needing me to play in four and ten countries each. Supposedly, I've played in three countries, though I've no idea why QuizUp believes that. I've only played within the cute confines of these here United States of America.


I dropped all the stats from the QuizUp website into a spreadsheet (Google Drive link, check it). Admittedly, I typed them into a spreadsheet because the QuizUp website presents its numbers as graphics not as copyable text. Here's what I found.



My best winning percentages (minimum of level 60)
  • Batman - 94.5%
  • Chemistry - 93.5%
  • Name the Element - 92.8%
Categories with the most wins without a loss
  • Animals - 6 wins
  • Riddles - 5 wins
  • Commercials - 5 wins
 Highest average points (no minimum level)
  • Math: General - 158 (1 game)
  • Mothers - 156 (1 game)
  • Name the Dish - 150 (1 game)
  • Back to School: Science - 149.8 (469 games)
  • Name the Element - 147.4 (542 games)
Most games required to get to level 60 
  • Actually, I can't tell. I don't know what the stats are exactly when I hit level 60. Name the Elements, for example, is currently on level 64, so saying it took me 542 games to get to level 60 would be wrong. Wish I could've gotten the stats at each milestone.
  • See, if I could get to level 60, I was probably pretty good at the category, so I was fine to keep playing at it.
Most games required to get to level 15 (I'm assuming if I wasn't great at it, I stopped at level 15. Hence anything that would've taken me the most games would be a category in which I stopped at level 15.)
  • MMA - 98 games (this felt eternal, a 9.2% winning percentage)
  • Poetry - 72 games
  • British Royals - 70 games
  • Formula 1 - 69 games
 Most games without a win
  • Harry Potter (movies) - 4 games
  • Baking - 2 games
  • App Logos - 2 games
Worst non-zero winning percentages
  • Bob Dylan - 9.1%
  • MMA - 9.2%
  • Dog Breeds - 20%
Highest non-hundred winning percentages
  • Action & Adventure (movies) - 94.6% (37 games - I am stunned that I have a winning percentage that high in this category.)
  • Batman (movies) - 94.5% (475 games)
  • Chemistry - 93.5% (494 games)