April 10, 2007

At long racist last

Looks like Disney may be coming 'round to finally release the long-deleted classic Song of the South.

I remember seeing the film in the theater when I was growing up - probably during the 1980 theater re-release and crying like a total little girl when the boy gets gored by the bull near the end of the film. There was a whole bunch of sadness by that point in the flick, but there was apparently a huge racist tone to the film that as a naive lil' five-year-old I certainly didn't get.

Of course, that hasn't stopped 118,000 folks from signing an online petition to get the thing released on DVD or video - or at least released from the Disney vault.

April 9, 2007

Defying my defiance of gravity

I really want to see this video. Sadly the library doesn't seem to have a copy of it yet. They do have a book or two about Josh Simpson.

I have, however, recommended that they purchase one.

April 8, 2007

Imagine your Visual DNA

I'm kind of impressed with Imagini VisualDNA. You click on the photo that best fits your image of whatever idea they've got listed at the top, and after twelve or so of those questions, they tell you what kind of person you are.

It worked pretty well for me, I tell you what.

April 7, 2007

A glimpse into the glory

Man, it doesn't get much cooler than this.

It's like looking at God's crib notes.

April 6, 2007

Our esteemed mayor

Gotta love a man who can throw a baseball.

I'm guessing that lots of you may already have seen this video

The original pitch...


A brief interview on Channel 5...


Another view - from behind the plate...


Jimmy Kimmell rode Mallory pretty hard, but I can't link directly to his video...if you wanna see it, head over to Kimmel's site to hunt it down...

Mallory on the Jimmy Kimmel show after the fact (part 1)...


And part 2 on the Jimmy Kimmel show...things don't go quite as well as might have been hoped...


Kimmel rides Mallory pretty hard, but Mallory seems to be a pretty good sport about things.

April 5, 2007

Project currently on hold

The girl has chosen to strip the kitchen floor and tile the thing this week. She's been really working her tail off to get things done up there in time for us to take off for the weekend.

The weekend project now two weeks back - currently on hold for the floor - was a spiral quilt pattern that she happened upon on the web. She made a few practice blocks and was trying to figure out how to layout the various colors, so I helped with a few practice layouts digitally:

She thought this one was a little too bright...


Then this one as a tip of the hat to the Vikings and Bulldogs...


...and a tip for the sis...


This is what the back of the quilt will look like...


And the final choice for the front of the quilt...

April 4, 2007

Google goes down the toilet


Looks like Google is up to their old tricks. April 1st has come and gone, with Google coming up with two excellent parody webpages this year.

The first one to roll into my inbox was Google's offer of free wireless internet from your toilet. I particularly like the three-tier payment scheme and the way that the lowest tier is free:
...we use information gathered by discreet DNA sequencing of your personal bodily output to display online ads that are contextually relevant to your culinary preferences, current health status and likelihood of developing particular medical conditions going forward.
There was also the option to start taking part of their new Gmail Paper program, in which they print out any email for you and drop ship them in a big box.
Gmail Paper is a scrapbooker's dream. I paper archive all of my son's emails, cut them out in creative shapes, and paste them in my binders.

Now that I have Gmail Paper, I understand the difference between labels and folders. I had one message with two labels, but when I tried to stick the paper version into two filing cabinets at the same time, it just wouldn’t go.

Gmail Paper is made out of 96% post-consumer organic soybean sputum...
Good times, folks...
gotta continue to love Google...

April 3, 2007

Let's hear a little chatter

I'm all about the flicks.

And I'm even good with the flicks that are just about talking instead of blowing stuff up left and right. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy a good dumb Speed every now and again (though The Island was a little too dumb for my tastes), but a nicely crafted talky is a little more up my alley.

Gimme a good Before Sunrise, Clerks, Metropolitan, Diner, The Player or even Mad About You. Well-written words are a total weakness for me.

April 2, 2007

The magic of lenticularization

I've been trying to find out the name of those cards that change pictures if you tilt the card back and forth, but it took me forever to actually figure it out.

Luckily, The Girl recently reported that she happened to hear on NPR a description of lenticular technology. Turns out that it's based on a lense to show different pictures from different angles.

Sadly, lenticular images don't translate well into web graphics, but at least there are a few sites out there that try to show the effect digitally.

There's lenticular creations, how to make a lenticular image, and world3d.com. For some reason, I'm really tempted to go about looking into getting some sort of lenticular thing printed. No clue what that lenticular thing would be, but for some reason I just want something printed lenticularly.

I'm looking for a little lenticularization all up in these parts.

April 1, 2007

Grow a bit, boys

Nice little game came across the web this week: Sprout. It's a simple enough game of choice where your seed has options of sprouting into various plants with each stage. Only one series of sproutings will end with your seed sprouting into a mighty oak tree, but there are lots of possible missprouts along the way.

Plus, if you get stumped, there's a walkthrough available.

March 31, 2007

Rock the Vote

Go on over to BandMadness.net and make sure to vote in the rockin'est tournament on the web. It's like March Madness, but with bands.

And this post is way shorter than that Scotland post a couple of days ago.

March 30, 2007

Vocal Impressions

Now there's a fun game...

Take some of the most recognizable voices in the land and ask folks to describe those voices in creative ways.

We're not talking about listening to Morgan Freeman and saying that his voice is nice, deep, rich or even anything as pedestrain as sonorous. Instead, we're talking about saying that Freeman's voice is a silk trombone...what rich river-bottom soil feels like...God to the rhythms of the Kodo Drummers...

Marylin Monroe is described as a voice that would slow down a hummingbird in midair..a voice to make a 7-year-old boy think differently about girls...the slow unfolding of a pink cashmire sweater...

Jack Nicholson as what's left of a grin when you take the smile away...awakening in the middle of the night to the smell of a fine cigar being smoked by a burglar robbing your house...the tarnished silver ring you just can't shine...

And the game's not over just yet...

The first round (Freeman, Monroe, Truman Capote, Patsy Cline) as is the second round (Nicholson, Norah Jones, Cliff Edawrds).

But the third round (Bob Dylan, Sean Connery, Mae West, Odetta) is still fair game. Send 'em your thoughts after listening to the samples.

March 29, 2007

How I long for the bonnie banks...



It's been thirteen years now since I first read The Electric Brae by Andrew Greig, a book subtitled A modern romance and one that spoke to me during that summer after my sophomore year at Wabash and just before I headed to Scotland for a year of study at the University of Aberdeen. The book is still one of my favorites, and I now own that library copy in which I found my then ex-girlfriend's (now wife's) bookmark just a year later. I've probably read the book a half dozen times, and I still pick it up every couple of years for a read through.

The Electric Brae itself is little more than a hillside in the county of Ayr in southwest Scotland where the landscape provides the illusion that anything allowed to roll freely down the road is actually rolling uphill.

The landmark may have disappointed me if I'd ever made it to that part of the Ayrshire countryside, but my year spent in Scotland certainly didn't come even remotely close to disappointing me. I learned more about myself in that year - a year that I spent in the company of people who had no idea who I was and where I was entirely free to define myself as I chose - and I thought I'd take a post to point out some of the wonderful places that I was lucky enough to see in that year.

From my reading of the Brae, I had one item on my list of sites that I had to see, and that was the Old Man of Hoy, a stone formation that stands on the coast of the Orkney Islands, a long ferry ride from the north coast of Scotland. I finally made it to the Old Man - or at least the ferry I was on made it past the Old Man on its way to Stromness, home of the Piers Arts Centre that I absolutely fell in love with. The Orkneys also hold the wonders of Skara Brae, a 5000-year-old archeological site, and the beautiful and simple Italian Chapel.

The Orkney Island weren't the only bits of Scotland not attached to the mainland to which I bumbled. There was the Isle of Skye, the gorgeous island to the west of Scotland. I spent a few days there with Kristen, but that was in the spring of 1995, before the Skye Bridge opened up, connectin Kyle of Localsh and Kyleakin. It may be more convenient to get to Skye now, but I'm happy that I got to kill a Sunday morn with Kristen killing time in a pub 'til the first ferry of the morning headed across the Kyle.

There was also the Isle of Arran where Luke, Kristen, and I bumbled around from the adventure playground past beautiful waterfalls and toward a gap that we never quite made it to - never really knowing whether it was just 'round the next curve or twenty miles down the path. I also got my only chance to play miniature golf in all of Scotland while we were on Arran.

The island were gorgeous, but I actually spent a lot more time in the cities of Scotland:
  • The city that I got to know best was, of course, Aberdeen. I walked from my flat in Hillhead Hall through gorgeous Seaton Park past the Machar on the way to the old University. Hillhead was only a ten or so minute walk from the North Sea, and I spent many an afternoon or morning walking the beach, and one amazing morning watching the sun rise (at 4:00 in the morning) over the ocean on my last day in Abdereen.
  • There were a couple of visits to Edinburgh with its Royal Mile dominated by the imposing Castle at one end and Holyrood Palace at the other. Princes Gardens parallel that Royal Mile and are an amazing example of metroscaping - having originally been a loch that the city filled in to make a wonderful park.
  • As the industrial mirror image to Edinburgh's seat of culture, Glasgow. The sandstone city still reflects its industrial roots but does have some wonderful museums: the Burrell Collection, Kelvingrove art gallery, and the amazing Botanic Gardens. I spent a couple of lonely days in Glasgow between travelling partners - having left Luke after seeing Stonehenge (England's sites will come another day) and before I met up with Kristen in...
  • Ayr - home to the aforementioned and illusory Brae. There wasn't much to see in Ayr, but nearby Culzean Castle (more on that in a few lines) was worth the trip.
  • I took two trips to Inverness - the largest city near Loch Ness, so the city most well known as part of the Highlands. In all honesty, Inverness didn't make much of an impression on me. Sorry for even mentioning it, folks.
  • St. Andrews, on the other hand, was gorgeous and beautiful right on the Firth of Fourth. The Royal and Ancient was beautiful, even for somebody who isn't all that into golf, and across the way is a beautiful ruined abby.
And Scotland just wouldn't be Scotland without some castles:
  • My absolute favorite - and one I got to visit probably four times - was Dunnottar Castle overlooking the lovely town of Stonehaven. Dunnottar is stunning on the coast, overlooking the sea, looking entirely impenetrable. Dunnottar was an hour bus ride from Hillhead, and I took the ride a number of times, sometimes enjoying the cliff walk back into Stonehaven.
  • I also visited the two most well-known (or at least most oft seen) castles of Scotland - Urquhart Castle overlooking Loch Ness, many of the pictures of which contain some American pointing out into the inky depths of the Loch and looking foolishly amazed - and Eilean Donnan out on its island, something that most photographers seem to have never stepped foot on. I made it onto the island, however, and was lucky enough to be greeted by a lovely dead sheep just over the railing of the bridge as it opened onto the island. Good times, folks
  • There were also a number of much more well-appointed castles such as Glamis Castle - home to the Hamlet-imortalized Thane of Glamis - and Culzean Castle complete with its room still reserved for President Eisenhower in honor of everything that he did for the world in leading the allied forces in WWII.
  • And finally there was the most ruined of all the castles - Slains Castle - must more well knows for the Bullers of Buchan that it overlooks. The Bullers are a gorgeous cliff that has been undercut by the sea and hosting some amazing cliff scenery and - weirdly enough - puffins.
I feel as though I've slighted the nation of Scotland, but this is what I've got to offer today.

Oh, that and one of the rockin'est versions of "Loch Lomond":

March 28, 2007

Suffering for beauty

I'm sorry, but I'm thinking that no matter how hot, sexy, whatever the heck you happen to end up looking like when you do this, it's probably not worth it because you're gonna kill your frickin' back.

Plus there's the fact that I really just don't understand half of the moves that they're talking about.

March 27, 2007

I know you care, so...


My two fantasy baseball teams...and details of the leagues...

1st league...I'm the commish...standard 10 fantasy categories...head-to-head...twelve teams...

C - AJ Pierzynski (I can't spell it, but he better hit)
1B - Gary Sheffield (I smell a comeback and 40 HR)
2B - Josh Barfield (soon to be traded to Calen for a song)
3B - Troy Glauss (power hitter...also SS-eligible)
SS - Miguel Tejada (I drafted like it was 3 years ago, shut up)
OF - Jason Bay (solid, always solid)
OF - Carlos Lee (he was great with the Cubs before he got hurt last year)
OF - Mike Cameron (whata ya mean that was Derek Lee?)
U - Nick Swisher (1B/OF...backup for Sheffield)

P - Johan Santana (my overall first pick)
P - Trevor Hoffman (again, solid as a rock)
P - Jered Weaver (out for one/two starts...here's hoping it's not longer)
P - Cole Hamels (Cy Young in waiting)
P - Barry Zito (buoyed by Bonds' chase)
P - Bob Wickman (he's pitching in the NL, how hard can it be?)

BN - Javier Vazquez (other guys were drafting guys with that ` thing, I had to)
BN - Octovio Dotel (comeback candidate #2)
BN - Freddy Garcia (he was good like five years ago, right?)
BN - Nick Johnson (more of a safety net for Sheffield)



And in the 10-team league...12 categories (including OPS & K/BB)...head-to-head

C - Joe Mauer (already hurt...awesome!)
1B - Gary Sheffield (I know, I've said it before)
2B - Dan Uggla (he was good once, right?)
3B - Bill Hall (had him last year...hope he repeats)
SS - Jose Reyes (my first pick)
OF - Jason Bay (why draft different guys?)
OF - Mike Cameron (5 tool player about five years too late)
OF - Raul Ibanez (he's got a ~ and a `...take that!)
U - Travis Hafner (with OPS, he'll rock even harder)

SP - Brandon Webb (sinkerball extraordinaire)
SP - Jered Weaver (I've got a soft spot, I'll admit it)
SP - CC Sabathia (fat toad)
RP - Bob Wickman (fourth player in both leagues)
RP - Josh Johnson (he qualifies there)
P - Chris Capuanao (big hit for me two years ago)
P - Ervin Santana (who?)

BN - Ken Griffey Jr (worth a last round draft flier)
BN - Ryan Freel (eligible in three positions)
BN - Rich Hill (up and comer for the Cubs - so he'll die soon)
BN - Javier Vazquez (make that five players)
BN - Zach Duke (another flier)



So, what're your thoughts?

March 26, 2007

Linkity link sensations

Ah a link bloggers life for me...
  • Looks like the Grand Canyon's newest attraction has opened up - and just to convince people that the insane walkway made of glass is safe. I know that it's probably just fine and safe and everything, but I still think I'd rather eat glass than walk on it that high above the Canyon.
  • Holy schiznits, Tubby Smith is heading to Minnesota. Looks like the girl and I will have some company on our vacation this summer. I guess the fans never got over the fact that his first year was 35-4 with a national championship. It's all been downhill since then with his craptacular 260-83 (by my count) record in his ten years as UK coach. God, he sucked.
  • Chuck a Dwarf - my new high is getting to round five.
  • Steve Alford hired at New Mexico the further they get this pompus snot from the Midwest and his New Castle hometown, the better. I rooted for him when he was raining down threes at IU, but the jerk became dead to me once he was a pain in the backside as Manchester College's coach playing at Wabash and walking off the court when his team was playing poorly.
  • Nice article about some impressive trees 'round the world
  • A blogger chose to eat for a month on $1 a day. Here are his thoughts throughout the month. It's an interesting read, and much more compelling than his follow-up of cartoonist for a month.
  • Caught a few minutes of Warriors of Virtue, and I'm not sure I've seen a freakier few minutes of film - very streaky, highly affected & effected fight scenes for a kids' film. I think I'll have to hunt this one down.
  • Some odd facts, figures, and trivia about Oscar awards, bumbled into while looking up the last movie to sweep the Oscars - Silence of the Lambs, in case you were curious.
  • How to declutter your desk and keep all your computer peripherals neatly organized. This may be a summer project at work for me, because I'm quickly getting fed up with the way my computer set-up looks.
  • I'm a bit of a curious lexicographer, so a website that looks at origins of various phrases and sayings seems interesting enough, and I've spent a fair bit of time skimming through it.
  • I think The Ultimate Warrior was totally bonkers - and might be more bonkers now that he's gone crazy, nutso religious.
  • The best comic strip ever - combining my love of D&D and chemistry.
  • Last year I pointed out that a minor league team was offering a burger on a Krispy Kreme donut. This year, I point out that the same team is offering deep-fried sliders. Oh, god, I would love that.

March 25, 2007

Perfection on the grass


I've written about baseball a few times before, and it's about time that the rightful sport of America steps back onto center stage.

So I present you with this year's first round of baseball links and stories. First, the baseball blogs and sites that I track regularly:And now the stories of the day:
  • 2006's All-Lucky Team - looks at the hitters who got the biggest breaks last year and probably should be avoided like the plague for fantasy drafts this year
  • A Zumaya article - a pretty typical spring training article including a mention of his devestating ability to change speeds from a 102mph fastball to an 85mph change-up
  • 2007 milestones - a look at what records we could see broken and milestones reached this year
  • Cheater's Guide to Baseball - an Amazon book that looks like it might be fun to skim through
  • a hometown article about Joe Mauer - and why I may be worrying about my first draft pick this year
  • Article about Pedro Martinez - reminding us just how frickin' awesome some of these athletes really are...
    His program for the day called for 25 throws at 45 feet, 50 at 60 feet, and 25 at 75 feet, the last distance an increase in length from what he had been doing the previous week.

    Remarkably, at the two shorter distances, he threw to his personal trainer, Chris Correnti (who was formerly with the Sox as an assistant trainer), with his eyes closed. Why pretend to be blindfolded? The point was to help Martinez be consistent with his release point and feel free with his motion. It was impressive to watch him hit Correnti’s glove almost every time.

    And this was no soft toss session. At one point, a New York writer sitting inside a media workroom not far from the field came out to investigate who was making someone’s glove pop so loudly.
Seriously, man, I love this time of the year. Baseball's just getting started for the year, March Madness is in full swing, if only there were still some sort of real basketball tourney to follow, life would be perfect.

March 24, 2007

The challenges of Cincinnati baseball

With Griffey Jr moving to right field and a pitching staff that's being held together with sticky tape and glue, baseball here in Cincy can be tough enough, but now Baseball Prospectus is piling on with this article.

The article looks at the size of the various television markets in major league baseball, and it turns out that Cincy is among the smallest markets in the league - coming in at third from the bottom in terms of population according to the US Census Bureau. The matro area (which now officially includes Middletown and will probably include Dayton in the next decade) gained 60K in the last five years - putting it in the seventh smallest gainer in the league.

Luckily, though the people in Cincy are a rich bunch of buggers - to make up for that small number of possible fans - but wait, the Cincy/Middletown area has the fifth lowest per-capita income among league markets, with a small growth rate in that area relative to the league.

Oh, and Cincinnati has the third smallest television market, too, with barely over a seventh of the televisions in New York.

March 23, 2007

So, whatcha been doin'?

I've been pleasantly surprised with the development of the Cassandra Cain Batgirl since they gave her a bit of a backstory. The writers have done an excellent job of drifting her from a true tabula rasa but with the ability to beat anybody in the DC universe - Batman and Lady Shiva included - in hadn-to-hand combat. The whole trained-by-the-league-of-assasins thing worked for her history. The introduction of her character into the Birds of Prey even worked well as other strong female characters watching out for her.

And I think I like the initial turnings in the new direction in which Batgirl: Destruction's Daughter seems to take her. I'll avoid the plot ruiners, but I will say that I found the developments toward the major change in the character's orientation and loyalties to come along naturally, something that I doubted would work but that seems to roll along almost as though they were obvious.

The artwork throughout the Batgirl series continues to fit the character well as it's more cartoonish than most series - drifting too far only when they employed an artist or two that pushed the tone too far into anime. The younger, more innocent (except for the whole she-could-kill-you-in-a-heartbeat thing) tone of the Batgirl comics, and the writing it fittingly tight.

I'll be curious to see if the new direction holds out for Batgirl (I can't imagine it'll last more than a year at most), but I'd like to be around to see what the first confrontation between Batgirl and Batman will turn out to be.


Man, it doesn't get much darker than Requiem for a Dream, the second film from director Darren Arnofsky (following the phenomenal debut Pi). Requiem sontinues to show that Arnofsky is growing as a director but is clearly a force to be reckoned with. (I'm still looking forward to The Fountain on DVD at some point.)

This film is a tale of four characters and their descent into increasingly desperate drug addiction, and it's not for the faint of heart. I got the edited version from the local library, and I checked on IMDB to see what got left out in the editing process. Seems that the scene where one character sells herself for a fix was even worse than the thoroughly disturbing scene that I got to see - an edit that I'm totally fine with.

We get views of bad-to-disabling trips from the matronly character, withdrawl scenes from the younger characters, moments of ignorant blissfulness in the highs, and jumpy quick cuts for every injection or inhalation.

Arnofsky gives us more than a passing visit into the heads of these chracters as they progress further and further into drug use, using quick cuts, time pauses and rushes, drastic fish-eye lensing to connect us to the sense of disolcation from reality that he wants us to share.

The film is very well made, impressively acted by all involved (including the always lovely Jennifer Connelly whose fall into depravation is no less effectively portrayed or bothersome than are the others.)

[spoiler warning]







By the end of the film, one character has lost her mind, another his freedom, a third his limbs, and the fourth her dignity and sense of self. No one ends happily here, and the movie is very hard to watch because of that.

I certainly didn't enjoy this and can't imagine that it'd be a fun midnight movie.


I've said that I'm steering clear of the X-Men from here on out, but there are two exceptions: New X-Men and Astonishing X-Men. The former involves characters who are new enough that I don't feel like I've been out of the picture for decades when I read their stories, and the latter has characters who have changed so little that I again feel current with the storylines.

Thankfully, New X-Men: Childhood's End doesn't disappoint by continuing to tell a tight, well-crafted tale that is mostly self-contained, not requiring me to go hunting for a dozen other titles in order to enjoy the story.

We continue with the X-Men-in-training New X-Men at the Xavier Academy just after the bus containing their recently-depowered classmates has been hit by a rocket launcher, killing nearly all of those on board. The series has been building to revelations of a grand villianous plot that are reveled in this issue, a bad guy who can see the future and watch the effects of each action he takes as future history, allowing him to kill whomever he sees happens to have already stopped him in the future. It's an interesting premise and one that's played pretty well, particularly when the source of this power is revealed.

New X-Men continues to be a fun read that has a surprising amount of emotional depth. I've enjoyed getting to know and kind of care about these characters as they wander the teenage years with a few more powers than most folks I know.



Time draws short here, and I'm getting tired of writing things...so...

Superman of Tomorrw (part 2 and part 1) stunk.

The dialogue is too cute by half with lots of instances where we see voice over in front of a panorama, thinking that the dialogue is coming from one character. In the next scene, however, we see that the dialogue actually was coming from another character who happens to be having the same sorts of issues.

And the artwork is needlessly complicated.

And there's something about Superman being the bad guy because he made some sort of imaginary world in the phantom zone.

Dumb and to be avoided...


Luckily there is 300 to wash away the ick of the Superman dreck.

I was pleasantly surprised by 300. I had heard enough cautionary tales about it not being nearly as good as Sin City - and it probably isn't - that expectations were lowered a bit before last Friday's IMAX showing.

The film didn't, however, disappoint. The colors and visuals are stunning - truly awesome (in the original meaning of the word.) And for a movie that is basically an hour or so of a single battle, we get to know a number of the characters well enough to actually care about them and their fates. Interspersed with the impressive battle scenes, then, are scenes of the homefront where the political battle of whether or not to support our troops (something that has lead some to suggest, I think incorrectly, that 300 is an analogy to our current Iraq quagmire) which lead us to sympathize particularly with the main character (heavy is the head that wears the crown).

The film moves along quickly enough, never dragging in any one spot, and the end of the movie is impressively stirring.

It's far from perfect, but it's certainly worth a shot - especially in the theater because of those impressive visuals. I would imagine that much would be lost on a small screen.


I didn't get The Departed.

I mean I understood the story. It's a pretty simple one, honestly. There's a mole from the police in the bad guy's organization, and there's a mole in the police from the bad guy's organization. Pretty straight forward. And the two guys are hot for the same girl. An interesting but kind of flukish and empty quirk.

Oh, and the guys are each trying to find out who the other is - and getting all stressed in the process. Ok.

But I never got where the greatness of the film was. The whole thing seemed very straight forward, very kind of bland. Maybe it was the fact that Scorsese kept Jack Nicholson in check. I don't know.

I've now seen two of the films that were nominated for best picture last year: this one and Little Miss Sunshine, and I didn't get either one. Neither seemed worthy of nomination. Meh...

Since this wasn't nearly Scorsese's best, here are five of his films that are better:
  1. Goodfellas
  2. Taxi Driver
  3. Gangs of New York
  4. The Last Waltz
  5. Cape Fear

March 22, 2007

Blasphemy in oh so many forms

This gigantic statue is about ten minutes from my house. It's kinda creepy and rather weird. Luckily, though, there's an entire website devoted to the statue.

Thanks, by the way to Heywood Banks for writing such a cool song about the freakish monstrosity.

And if you'd like to know more about Touchdown Jesus, head to any of these inspirational links: