See, the thing is...

Actually I have no clue what the thing is. If I did, I'd probably be happier about the start of school coming in a couple of weeks. Instead, I feel nothing but dread.

• The City of London - wait, what?...there's two Londons?
• Don't Bother Trying to Sell Your Used 10,000 Maniacs CD to This Chicago Record Store - ...but I love John Mellencamp
• Breaking Comic News from The Onion - little but, as The Onion always is, chucklesome
• Fire Time - it's not a deep clip, but it's gorgeous
• The history of wooing women - Things seem to have gotten more crass of late.

• Lights out - The Girl and I need to have our goodbye-to-Chik-Fil-A meal soon.
• If you get the cockney accent correct, you can go chicken oriental, my son - If not, you can go kind of offensive.
• Color Me Rad 5K - looks like fun (autoplay video, warning)
• 18 Household Tips That Will Help You Get Through Your Everyday Life - I already used a couple of these.
• Ten differences between the Championships and the Olympics - Colored clothing at Wimbledon is gonna look weird.

• The Kitten that Gotham Deserves - the whole Bane mask thing is gonna be brilliant for a short while
• Bane Capital - funny, funny Twitter feed from the terrorist 1%
• Waterfall rainbow at Yosemite - pretty, pretty picture
• Kid pulls real Home Alone 2 stunt - how did nobody check him between Manchester and Rome? 
• I'm with Neil - always and forever 

• Record-setting flower of the day - best viewed through the miracle of the non-smell-o-vision intertubes
• A mole of moles - that would be a mess
• Ask Chris #114: The Dark Knight Returns - the Superman-Batman fight scene should never be reproduced because everyone "wants to recapture the feeling of that scene, but nobody's even come close to building something so meaningful, something that felt so fresh, because we'd already seen it here first. Instead, it's just one pale imitation (lookin' at you here, Hush) heaped onto a pile until it all feels cheapened.
• Best Word Ever - Steer clear of the F's...they're 
• National Same-Sex Kiss Day at Chik-Fil-A - August 3...I'm getting pretty close to signing off from the world's greatest chicken sandwich because their views and mine don't line up.
• Bravo/NBC Olympic Tennis - We don't officially have Bravo on our cable, but I watch it all the time, so I'll be able to watch Olympic tennis. Much happiness!!!
• Sporting Events at the 2012 Olympics - I could medal in half of these events, easily.
• Let the games begin - I can't imagine this stayed up for long, but it's an hilarious billboard.