In case you needed to know...

I've got a birthday (a third of a century if we round) coming up in about four weeks, and in case you were looking for a gift, feel free to consider the following items at various price points (depending on your amount of love for me and the fabulous work that I do here every day - all for you, remember)...

• A couple of poker decks
• A gutter-cleaning robot
• My entire Amazon wish list
• The Chasing Amy or Jay and Silent Bob inaction figures
• Adobe Creative Suite 3 Web Edition
• gift cards or certificates to any of my favorite local restaurants
• Madisono's Gelato - preferably cinnamon, madagascar vanilla, strawberry, tiramisu, hazelnut, or...lots of other flavors
• McVities Plain Chocolate Digestives
• XKCD hoodie
• Davidson ballcap or t-shirt
• A new digital camera
• A Segway - in black, of course
• A New Albany Bulldogs hat or polo shirt (can't find an online link, sorry)
• An Oxo silicon pastry brush
• Professional framing for my favorite poster
• Pete Seeger's song "All My Children of the Sun" in digital format