February 14, 2014

Return of Revenge of Reviews...the comics


Superior Spider-Man (vol 1-3) - I am reminded of something that I read from, I think, Comics Alliance at one point: we want good stories.

Comics fans may whine and complain when changes come to our heroes, but in the long run, all that matters is whether the stories are good or not. The writers killed off Peter Parker and replaced his brain with Otto Octavious, changing our Amazing Spider-Man into Otto's Superior Spider-Man, and the internet was in full uproar mode. "How could they?"..."What were they thinking?"..."Killed Peter Parker?" In the long run, though, all that matters is that the stories are good, and these are good stories.

The set-up is that Octavious traded minds with Peter Parker, trapping Parker's mind inside Doc Oc's sickly, dying body where Parker definitely, finally died. Some part of Parker's personality, however, survived inside his body, leaving Parker's sense of duty and responsibility ('with great power...' donchaknow) to influence Octavious to do good deeds. Combined with Octavious's ego and narcissism, this duty leaves Octavious to become a better Spider-Man than Parker ever could have been, and it turns out he's outstanding at it. Octavious sets Mary Jane free, returns to Empire State so his Parker will have a PhD, begins dating his physics tutor, sets up city-wide surveillance, blackmails JJJ to get a heroic lair, and leaves very few people suspicious as to the changes in their friendly, neighborhood wall-crawler.

I'll be back for the fourth volume.

Pacific Rim: Tales from Year Zero - I haven't seen the Pacific Rim movie and didn't have much interest in seeing it. I picked this one up because it was sitting in the new section of the library. At worst, nothing lost in skimming through it.

Instead I actually really enjoyed the read. The framing device of a journalist writing an article about the first year of the Jaeger wars works well to allow the story to visit each of the historical protagonists and to relate the start of the Jaeger program.

It's an engaging tale without a specific, single main character but rather visiting a number of characters to give us a feel for the history involved. And the comic has done what it's supposed to do: I want to see the movie now.


The Surrogates - A former student and student aide of mine recommended this volume a few years back, and I'd never given it a chance. I hadn't necessarily avoided it, just never got around to hunting it down until now.

The collection puts together a limited series of six issues telling a singular tale set in an intriguing future where the vast majority of the population lives their lives through surrogates, enabling people to eat, drink, smoke, sleep around, do whatever they want without fear of physical negative effects. Violent crime has all but disappeared, replaced instead with property damage and civil suits as the former crimes are now committed against surrogates, property, not people.

There is a portion of the population, however, that sees these changes as immoral, and that portion of the population is ready to revolt, to attack society and cripple the surrogate network...which is what they do. The threat that is so worrisome simply comes to pass in the end. The 'good guys' try to prevent it but can't. The main police officer, in fact, doesn't seem too bothered by the coming revolution, taking a whole lot of steam and drama out of our plot. When the 'good guy' doesn't mind if the horrible thing that's coming, there's not a whole lot of drama involved.

The artwork is engaging. The premise of the story is intriguing and has a lot of potential. The potential, however, never quite comes to fruition.


Primates - Jim Ottaviani continues to blow the doors off of the science-themed graphic novels. This one tells three stories, that of Jane Goodall, Dian Fossey, and Biruté Galdikas, three primate, field researchers, all of whom were proteges of Louis Leakey.

Ottaviani's writing streamlines the story a bit, combining certain incidents to make the stories a little cleaner, but he does - as he always does - provide thorough endnotes on his research and for further reading options for those interested. The artwork by Maris Wicks is cartoonish but appropriately so, showing the three women as distinct people, a trait that isn't always the case with all artists.

The book is a great read and a quality starting point for anyone interested in these three women or the change that they brought to our methods of primate behavioral research.

Super Graphic - This isn't one I'll need to go back through again and again, but it's one that I enjoyed flipping through once.

Sadly, almost the entire book is available online if you type in the amazingly cryptic 'super graphic' in Google's image search if you really want  'em.

It's a fun read, and seeing everything in much larger resolution (you know, in meatspace) is way better than seeing the low-res images out in the digital world. I do dig the visual representation of so much super hero data - even if some of the items aren't exactly quantitative (like the likeability of the various Flashes.)

Fables: In All the Land - I'm not entirely sure why this one is a stand-alone volume, but I don't really care because it's a blast to read and well up to the high standards of the main Fables series.

Cinderella returns as the most competent superspy and - more in this volume - detective in the Fables community looking into a series of murders with an enchanted sword that demands a second kill for every life taken. Turns out that someone is using the sword to dispatch the titular fairest in all the land - Snow White, Rose Red, and eventually Cinderella herself. There's lots of continuity here, and little is done to explain that to any readers jumping in here, so this isn't a starting point for any new readers, but it's a must for anybody following the storyline.

Numerous artists tell small slices of the story, bringing their own style to the tale, something that happens a little less frequently in the main series, I guess.



The Manhattan Projects (vol 1 & 2) - I have no idea where anybody could have come up with these freakish ideas.

Above you can see Albert Einstein and Richard Fenyman aboard a space station with a gun aimed at a robot housing the electronic brain of FDR. 


And that's Robert Oppenheimer's murderous twin, Joseph, gazing into a door between dimensions and dreaming of the other-dimensional Oppenheimers who he can kill so that he can eat their brains, becoming smarter with each ingestion.


And that's Harry S Truman (in the headdress and speech balloon) with his cabinet having to postpone the orgy because something has come up in Los Alamos. I think they frickin' killed Twinkie the Kid, man.

I can safely say that Jonathan Hickman, the author of Manhattan Projects (note the pluralization), is a sick, sick man. He's also brilliant because the horrible tales that arise from his twisted take on post-World War II history underneath the sands of Los Alamos, deep inside the Kremlin, on distant planets and dimensions, within the head of Joseph Oppenheimer, and within the secret rituals of Harry Truman's world leadership cabal are absolutely mesmerizing.

I am eagerly awaiting PLCH's purchase of volume 3.

Astonishing X-Men: Unmasked - The Whedon run of Astonishing was excellent. I'm glad I read it in collections and not as it was being delayed initially.

I didn't so much care for the Warren Ellis run. It was okay, but they stories weren't anything much to write home about.

I was surprised then to find that I really enjoyed this final collection of the Astonishing series, the last in the run before it spun off into Amazing.

This collection has three stories, the first two of which are solid reads. The third is okay but is lesser.

In particular, I enjoyed the middle tale of Bobby Drake's Iceman gone godlike, sending the entirety of North America into a near ice age as his depression and left-over influence of Apocalypse (I haven't read that story yet, I have it on reserve) push him into a funk and bring out a far more powerful version of Iceman than we've ever seen before. It's an effective outer manifestation of the inner turmoil that is always beneath the surface of Drake's character as he's usually written.

The first arc, looking at the new Warbird's finding of her feelings, a weakness within the Shi'ar race, is interesting enough and makes for nice character development. The final arc sees an alien youngster causing a few problems for the X-Men, and it's the weakest of the three tales. The middle one, though, is well worth the price of admission.



Shazam (new 52) -  Where's Captain Marvel?

Did he disappear to modern updates or to corporate litigiousness?

And where's Billy Batson, the wholesome kid whose conscience guided the world's most mighty mortal?

Where's the wizened Wizard who granted Captain Marvel his powers when he said the acronym of Shazam?

We get a nasty brat of a fifteen-year-old Billy Batson, a Shazam who asks for money after saving a woman from a mugging and blows it on junk food, and a dying wizard who settles for Billy Batson after being badgered by Batson in a mystical subway station.

This modern updating of Shazam is a missed opportunity and a disappointment.

The Incredible Hulk (vol 2) - I missed the first volume of this new series but have since reserved it so I can be all caught up. Luckily the story so far is recapped two or three times in these volumes so anyone jumping in will be fully up to speed. Jason Aaron has written something of a new gimmick with the Hulk, in which Bruce Banner is plotting something, setting things into motion while in his human form then disappearing into The Hulk when it suits him. The Hulk continually finds himself 'waking' up into mysterious situations, unaware of how he's gotten there or what he's supposed to be doing. Banner isn't his partner but rather someone using The Hulk for his bulk and invulnerability.

It's an interesting take on the 'you wouldn't like him when he's angry' replaced with 'you wouldn't like him when he's calm' and along the lines of the more recent incarnation of Bruce Banner as really being almost the more dangerous of the pair because of his brilliance and cunning ability to put plans into motion three, four, a dozen steps ahead of what anyone else can foresee.

I am intrigued...

Django Django - I heard the best track on this album, "Default," on the radio a month or so ago and hunted down the full album from whence it came.

The album's not as good as "Default" promised, but it's an enjoyable listen through, mixing traditional instrumentation and electronica into an attractive and weirdly danceable disc.

Give "Default" a try and see if it's for you. It is typical of the style of the album, though many of the songs are nearly fully instrumental. The entire album is available through their videos on YouTube.


February 12, 2014

A magnetic personality


I would've never considered how magnets were made...particularly how the world's strongest magnets - strong enough to levitate a strawberry.



Super magnets like these can be really dangerous. You have to be careful lest you squish your hands.



How do they ship things like that?




I've considered buying some of the supermagnets from United Nuclear, but that would clearly be stupid.


February 10, 2014

Why this year was a failure...


Randal is right.

This year was a failure for me, too.

At some point I need to find a way to see the aurora borealis.

February 8, 2014

Here are the results of today's national sheepdog trials...all sheepdogs have been found 'not guilty'



February 7, 2014

It's cold

I've had a half dozen 'cold weather' topics working at the margins of the blog this year. None of them have alone managed to work into a full post, but together they're coming out today.

So many of these winter photos - not all from this year by any means - are ridiculously impressive.





February 5, 2014

Return of revenge of reviews...movies and tv today...comics later...

It's been a very long time since I've done any proper reviews 'round this blog, and I remember a long, long ago that Ruffryder asked that I keep reviewing, so I will...



The Goldbergs - The television Adam Goldberg has the GI Joe aircraft carrier...and Castle Greyskull...and ridiculously big, nearly mint condition Transformers...and so much more...

It's just ridiculous how many awesome toys he has. People are writing about it on the internet, and Adam Goldberg - the show's writer and eponymous source material - responded, stating that most of the toys in the fictional Goldberg's room are from the real Goldberg's collection.

This is a man of my age, of my era, of my childhood...though a man clearly better about keeping track and taking care of his childhood treasures. Not that I had anything remotely as cool as the USS Flagg.

The show took a little while to grow on me, but I'm thoroughly hooked, watching every week's episodes on hulu.com sometime over the weekend. The first couple of episodes were a little too formulaic - Mom interferes or misunderstands the kids, and things only become right when she realizes the errors of her ways.  As the show's grown a bit and done some meandering from the by-the-book opening episodes, it's hit a nice stride with Adam 'dating' the pretty girl from up the street, Grandpa sometimes struggling with retirement, Mom trying to let her baby boy grow up, Dad finding ways to connect with his children, and Adam's siblings fitting their parts like hands in gloves.

It's a fun, fun show for any child of the 80's.

Room 237 - This documentary reads like a disaster. It's a series of interviews with four people who have fairly involved theories about what Stanley Kubrick's The Shining is 'really' about. None of the four are ever shown. Instead we get a mixture of footage from The Shining played over and over, played forward and backward at the same time, animations of how the hotel was laid out, and footage of the real hotels in which the movie was filmed.

No people to see...no one to connect with...nothing much to look at sometimes.

It should be a disaster and certainly isn't. It is, in fact, far from that.



It's a brilliant exploration of obsession and desperation, of five people looking for meaning in a piece of art. All five are given absolute respect and presented without comment, as though their theories were entirely rational and reasonable and not crazy in the least. In fact, it's only in the last few moments of the film that one of the theorists notes aloud the similarities between his life - lost job, economic tough times, adolescent son - and how he has been trapped in the Overlook every bit as much as was Jack Torrence by the end of the film.

I don't in any way believe that the film is about the holocaust, the plight of the Native Americans, or the faking of the Apollo 11 moon landing, but these people do, and they believe it with the entirety of their souls.

The film is a brilliant look into the love of art taken to extremes, to the dangers of confirmation bias, and to the fact that once an artist hands his or her work over to the public, the artist loses control of what the artwork means. From thence forward, whatever the public thinks of the artwork becomes what the artwork is really about.

If you're interested, there's a longer clip (11min) from the documentary on YouTube.



The Way Way Back - Here's a bit of summer, coming-of-age fun for ya.

Awkward son gets trapped at the New Jersey beach with his mother, mom's new boyfriend and slightly older daughter. He hates the beach, his mother's boyfriend's friends, and his life.

Enter manic pixie dream girl in the form of Sam Rockwell, here to teach our protagonist the lesson that 'you're alright just as you are.'

Man, I'm cynical. I actually enjoyed this movie a lot, and I still struggle to write a nice review of it.

The screenplay, the second from Jim Rash (above, doing the Charlie Brown dance) and Nat Faxon (just to the right in the blue, button-down shirt), their first after the Oscar-winning The Descendants, leaves plenty of room for Rockwell to do exactly what a Rockwell does best: be wacky and flippant and do the Rockwell dance. Just jump to 0:11...go ahead...



Killer Joe - Matthew McConaughey has turned into a heck of an actor. There was certainly a phase there where he was just chugging out fluff romantic comedy after fluff romantic comedy where I kind of wrote him off. From an npr interview with him a year or so ago, McConaughey felt the same way. He wasn't getting offered parts that were anything other than the romantic comedy leads, so he stepped back and waited until something juicier came to him.

Killer Joe, the title role, is certainly something juicier. Joe is a law officer - though we never seen more than a glimpse of him in that capacity - who kills people on the side. Emile Hirsch hires Joe to kill his mother, promising Joe his fee from the insurance policy. Hirsch's divorced father and developmentally disabled sister are in on the plan, as is father's new girlfriend. As Joe isn't inclined to take jobs on promises of later payment, he moves in with the dysfunctional family and takes the sister, Juno Temple playing underaged, as his retainer.

Joe pays up on his end of the bargain, but everything else goes wrong from there...everything...

After a very violent, sadistic kitchen scene - trimmed somewhwat to avoid earning Joe an NC-17 rating but still disturbing - the bad end unhappily and the good unluckily. Strike that, there are no good in this film, though the film is very well acted and adapted from the stage source. It's dark, dark, dark, though. Tread carefully...it's certainly and strongly .




American Hustle - That's what this movie is about, those five actors right there.

Bale, Cooper, Adams, Renner, Lawrence...they act the hell out of these parts. The women look gorgeous. The men look comedically period. The combovers, the pompadours, the perms - all are outstanding. The dresses, the leisure suits, the fur coats, the cars, the phones, the gold medallions, the discos - spectacularly '70's, and the actors absolutely revel in their opportunity to play dress up.

The sink their teeth in and shake the movie for all it's worth, chewing up scenery with wild abandon. In most cases there isn't a resemblance of the actors. It's tough to see Christian Bale in the fat, bloat-bellied, horribly coiffed con man. Adams has never played this unethical, this sexual, this conniving. Cooper is the closest to a part he's played before as the charismatic, brash FBI agent who flies a little too close to the sun and doesn't realize that he isn't the smartest guy in the room at any point in the film. Lawrence plays manic and manipulative and stupid and drunk well enough that any inkling of Winters Bone or Katniss are subsumed entirely. And Renner may just be the only remotely good character in the film, a family man who just wants to do right by the town that elected him mayor.

The story - a pastiche of Abscam  - offers the players a number of double crosses, jilted lovers, mixed and obscured loyalties, and characters within characters within characters to inhabit, and the actors are clearly having a blast the whole time. Numerous stories about the film have portrayed the actors and having strong influence on their characters, the plot lines, and the overall story arc of the film. To the film's detriment, is appears that David O. Russel valued these contributions more than he valued tight editing. The film feels overly long and meanders at points, as Russel never seemed willing to cut any bit of the leads' great performances.

It's a fun film, but I can't imagine it's the best film of the year.



The Wolf of Wall Street - The record has been broken. Wolf apparently used the f-word 506 times in its three-hour-exact running time, shattering the record 433 of Summer of Sam. I've no idea whether Wolf also broke the record for ways showing the greed, for lack of a better word, is good, because that's about all that this film espouses.

There are beautiful people - DiCaprio looks like he's found the fountain of youth, playing a fit and youthful twenty-something taking his investors, initially the mailmen and plumbers of the country, later the wealthy whales, for all he can. As Matthew McConaughey's character says, "the name of the game is to move the money from your client's pocket into yours...nobody knows if a stock is going to go up, go down, sideways or in circles....It's fairy dust."

In the course of the film, DiCapro's titular wolf uses every drug he can find, sleeps with every woman available - and some who aren't available until he comes along for them, buys everything he can buy (yachts, houses, helicopters), and makes ridiculous amounts of money for himself, his employees, his friends, and his family. He pays for prostitutes and midget darts and half-naked marching bands to entertain his brokers, ships his money to Swiss banks, and ignores every bit of 'good' advice that is handed to him - from his lawyer, his father, his private investigator - until he eventually is tripped up through absolutely no direct fault of his own. Eventually his luck simply runs out.

Throughout all of this, the film feels hollow, without any moral compass, without any soul. DiCaprio is brilliant, carrying every scene and providing the energy for his entire office to run and to run rampant. His scene trying to get home from the country club once the drugs take hold is marvelously well acted.

But the movie left me cold. It's empty. It's blank. The best description that I've heard of the film in the media is that it's douchebag porn.

But it does have Ethan Suplee, and that is something, as is Margot Robbie who is sex on two legs in the film.

That's enough for today...I'll come back another day to review the comics I've read.

February 4, 2014

First official glimpse at Simpsons minifigures


Not much detail was revealed about the Lego collectible minfigures' Simpsons at the Nuremberg Toy Fair, but we did get a couple of glimpses that matter:
  • Looks like we'll get open-eyed Simpsons character instead of the heavy-lidded eyes of the figures that come with the Simpsons' house.
  • Apparently we'll get at least one more Homer which puts the whole family back in play as far as I'm concerned. Predictions may have to change again
  • The second, yellow box to the right leaves me curious as to whether that's for the September release, possibly the set connected to the online massive multiplayer online game, or whether we'll get a concurrent release of non-Simpsons figures in May. The second linked source there suggests four sets in 2014, but I can't figure out what the fourth would be - January, Movie; May, Simpsons; October, MMO; fourth???). Or are they saying the MMO figures come in the summer and series 12 in the fall?

February 3, 2014

New York, New York




I'm really feeling happy with this playlist. It took a bit of hunting to get all of the New York tracks that I want to see, but I got them, and my New York playlist is good to go.

February 1, 2014

...in which she is kept sedated until she feels better...


January 31, 2014

Hey, aren't you Lot's wife?


I tend not to be a reflective individual, but sometimes you just need to take a moment and see where you've been...

Things that went well...
  • We have two marvelous, new dogs: Hollis and Clementine. Both are, again, named after songs: "Christmas in Hollis" and "My Darling, Clementine." We got Clementine in February and Hollis in August. I wasn't ready for either one, but The Girl was ready, and I have thanked her a dozen times over. Hollis is the white dog there in the pic, the one who looks like me might be mentally challenged. He isn't at all. He's a smaller dog than we've had before (about 45 pounds), and Clementine is marginally larger than we've had before (around 65 pounds). They're a spectacular match for each other as he's younger and more energetic than she, forcing her to play more than she would otherwise do. She's inherently lazy, as we saw when she was the only pet around the house for a month or so.
  • I said yes when Becky Brown, a music teacher at PHS, asked me if I was interested in being on the Ohio Education Association's Board of Directors. It odd to me that I've never been an officer - not a building rep, not a president, not a treasurer, nothing - of my local teachers union but I'm one of fifty people running the state's union. I'm absolutely loving being there, though. I'm learning things every single meeting, contributing to the betterment of my profession locally and on a state level, and having a blast.
  • I taught four summer workshops around the country, two of them with Calencoriel. I stumbled into ASM's master teacher program and have found myself a teaching family, somewhere that I feel very much appreciated and somewhere that I have been able to do teaching that's reinvigorating in so many ways. This summer I'll teacher four more workshops: Indianapolis, IN; Butte, MT; Houston, TX; and Provo, UT (maybe). I've also been running a second blog for the camps and the master teachers.
    • I worked two camps back-to-back, flying directly from Houston to Salt Lake City. A few other master teachers I had spoken to said working two back to back was a killer, but I actually found the second week to be easier as I had the curriculum right at the front of my brain. Setting up the labs was easy because I'd just done it all. I knew what I needed and when I needed it. 
    • I was also the more experienced master teacher in Provo, something I hadn't been before. In the past I'd worked as the junior master teacher or on even footing with Calen. I think I set a good example for Cynthia and might, in fact, be working with her again. At least I'm doing the Provo camp this summer, too.
  • I posted full scans of twenty old PHS yearbook. Admittedly much of the work was done by my student aides at school, but I at least directed the project and am finally seeing production from a project that I had been working on half-heartedly for a few years now.
  • In general, I'm in a better mood at school. I spent a couple of really angry years at PHS, holding back a lot of feelings toward our administrative team, and I've been learning much better to let those things go, to understand what is and is not within the span of my control, to know my role within the building. I think the OEA and ASM stuff has helped that because I can look outside the building for affirmation when I need it.
  • I continue to enjoy most of my interactions with my students. I'm not necessarily thrilled about the part of the teaching job outside the classroom, but I still enjoy what I do within those four walls.
Things that didn't go so well...
  • I find myself becoming less and less inclined to do the grading work that I need to do for my job. This is a problem. I'm putting things off, planning to wait until breaks and weekends, then not doing what I need to do on the breaks and weekends. It's not a good pattern.
  • I'm also less interested in doing anything for the PHS website other than the aforementioned yearbook project. I don't get the impression that anyone above me is paying attention to whether I'm doing a good job or not. I get praise whether I do a good job or not. Positive feedback and behavioral modification is not happening.
  • I'm heavier and less active than I have been at any point in my life. I'm not at all happy about that or the fact that I'm edging toward having to buy larger pants. That has to change and soon.
Things that just were...
  • The Girl and I lost two of our pets this past year. Our cat Aylah passed away in the morning of July 4th, and Harlan had to be put down earlier that same week. I'd spent much of the summer away from Cincinnati, and I wish we hadn't had such an awful week, but I'm glad that I was in town to go through this with The Girl.  It's still tough to look at pictures of the two pets without tearing up. The Girl still has Harlan's picture as her phone's background and LeRoy's pic as her Facebook banner. The sadness wells up from time to time, and I miss all three of our first pets something fierce at times.
  • The Girl finished up her Speech and Language Pathology (SLP) masters degree and returned to Hamilton City Schools. I'm proud of her decisiveness and willingness to accept the need to return to school for retraining when her chosen career, school librarian, didn't go out the way that she had hoped. She's enjoying the SLP work but not necessarily the workload.

January 29, 2014

Update: My top tens

In a post two weeks ago, I listed my top ten movies, books, albums, comic books, and restaurants. I ended by asking if there were any other top tens you'd like to know. Smamy asked for my favorite sports venues.

In no particular order but grouped by sport...
  • Seymour High School (high school basketball)
    • I spent a number of March Saturdays in the Seymour gymnasium, often watching three games in a day, something that doesn't happen in the Indiana state tournament any more, sadly. I sat courtside. I sat in the highest extremes. I saw Bobby Knight in the stands. I saw Damon Bailey break the state scoring record. I saw New Albany win, and I had my heart broken.
  • Southport High School (high school basketball)
    • I've only seen a game and a half there, both in the same day when New Albany was undefeated and headed to an obvious state title - only they weren't because of Brownsburg High School and Gordon Hayward.
  • New Castle High School (high school basketball)
    • New Castle's gymnasium is the largest high school gymnasium in the country with seating for 9,325 rabid fans. I've never seen it full, but I love going to the Hall of Fame tournament whenever I can.
  • Dayton Arena (college basketball)
    • Five games are played there in a day for the Ohio high school basketball tournament, and they're pretty good games since it's the round of 32 for the state. I've never managed my dream of seeing all five even once. I have seen Princeton play there a number of times in the lucky years when the team is good and the tournament draw is right. I also got to see Indiana edge Temple in the second round of the NCAA tournament last year - admittedly in slightly worse seats.
  • Assembly Hall (college basketball)
    • Indiana's gymnasium is the first place that I saw a college basketball game, and at this point it's the last one I've seen one. Throughout the years I was taken there by my parents, and I've come to make a pilgrimage there once a year as an adult. I love the place.
  • Cintas Center (college basketball)
    • This is another place where I've seen Princeton's state title hopes end unsuccessfully and thankfully stay alive a number of times. It's often where the first few rounds are played and always where the Cincinnati area's final four representative is decided. Once since I've been at Princeton that representative was that Vikings.
  • PNC Park (baseball)
    • The Girl and I have made a number of rounds to various major league ballparks over the years, not having visited a new one for a long while now, though. The Pittsburgh stadium, at the confluences of the Monongahela and Allegheny Rivers is absolutely the perfect stadium. It's marvelously well designed and gorgeous.
  • Wrigley Field (baseball)
    • Without romance, without beauty, without the marvels of baseball, this is an aging, outdated, cramped stadium. With the romance, with the beauty of the ivy, with the marvelously picturesque, it's near perfection.
  • Mud Hollow (soccer)
    • Sure, this is because I lived in the Lambda Chi Alpha fraternity house and was able to watch a soccer game on our land, haranguing the visiting goalie from over his shoulder - we weren't allowed to stand right behind the goal. Once we were even told by the university that we were being too nasty and negative and had to move to the sidelines. I'm not proud of it, but those were some good times.
  • Little Giant Stadium (football)
    • For the homecoming games and parades and beauty pageants alone... 
I've been two NFL stadia - the Hoosier Dome and Paul Brown Stadium (only from the concession stands, never seeing an actual game).

I've been to a number of major league baseball stadia...
  • Atlanta - Turner Field 
  • Baltimore - Oriole Park at Camden Yards
  • Chicago - Wrigley Field, US Cellular Field
  • Cincinnati - Great American Ballpark, Riverfront Stadium
  • Cleveland - Jacobs Field
  • Detroit - Comerica Park
  • Miami - Sun Life Stadium
  • Milwaukee - Miller Park
  • Minneapolis - Hubert H Humphrey Metrodome (now torn down)
  • New York - Shea Stadium, Yankee Stadium (both now torn down)
  • Philadelphia - Citizen's Bank Park
  • Pittsburgh - PNC Park
  • St Louis - Busch Stadium (now torn down)
  • Washington, DC - Nationals Park
...and a few minor league ballparks - Durham, Indianapolis, Louisville, Dayton.

I've seen big-time tennis in two cities - Cincinnati and Indianapolis, including the Davis Cup in the latter.

I've seen one major league soccer game - the Columbus Crew when they were playing at The Horseshoe on Ohio State's campus.

I've seen high school basketball in dozens and dozens of other gymnasiums - mostly in Indiana and some in Ohio.

I've seen a couple of minor league hockey games - in Cincinnati and Indianapolis.

January 27, 2014

Back to basics to say goodbye

I've been in on Community since the beginning, and I'll certainly agree that last season found the show wandering. This season, though, with Dan Harmon back as show runner, the series has hit its stride with this week's episode being among its best...great, great stuff...


January 25, 2014

This show that you're watching right now is paid for by those ads you just watched.



January 23, 2014

Random ten playlist




Today's random ten playlist from iTunes...I've no idea in which order they'll appear for you, so here we go...
  • "Desperado" by The Eagles (3 stars out of 5 on iTunes) - Oh, God, how I hate the Eagles. I get that they're historically possible and sold tons of records, but I just get ridiculous, California, late 1970's excess whenever I hear them. I get the feuds and the drugs and the money and the booze and the ridiculous reunion tour with tickets costing hundreds of dollars and being one of the first tours to take full advantage of VIP tickets for fifty- and sixty-year-old fans who have moved on to Bentleys instead of VW vans. "Desperado" is barely passable to me. Of their entire output, I only really like "Seven Bridges Road" and "Hotel California"...maybe "Heartache Tonight". Other than that, I can pretty much pass 'em all by.
  • "Judy's Turn to Cry" by Lesley Gore (3/5) - It's not a bad song, and I have a soft spot for what I refer to my students as 'white people oldies' because when I generically call music 'oldies,' a vast section of them think I mean 1970's and early 1980's r&b.
  • "I'm Left, You're Right, She's Gone" by Elvis Presley (3/5) - This one's from the Sun Sessions CD, and it's from my favorite era of Elvis. Yeah, I jokingly love the fat-Elvis phase, but I really love his early, gospel-, bluegrass-twinged rock and roll.
  • "Games" by Ryan Adams & The Cardinals (4/5) - It's been a little sad to be without any new Ryan Adams in two and a half years (longer if you discount that release which had been recorded five years earlier.) After years of three albums - including this one, Jacksonville City Nights, it's been like a bit of withdrawal for me.
  • "We Only Come Out at Night" by The Smashing Pumpkins (4/5) - I think the Pumpkins hit their artistic high water mark on Mellon Collie, and I particularly like this weirdly both melodic and dissonant track.
  • "The Late Greats (live)" by Wilco (4/5) - Easy five-star track in its original album version and even on Kicking Television, but this recording's a little heavy on audience noise. If I have to suggest a few tracks for somebody to start on Wilco, this is certainly in the first ten or so. It's a great rock song about all the best bands.
  • "I Was Made for You" by Rivers Cuomo - This one's from Alone: The Home Recordings, a collection of demos and unfinished songs that Cuomo released two volumes of. There aren'te finished gems here, but there are a number of really interesting songs that either never got developed or did and ended up in different forms. Good stuff from a prolific writer.
  • "Hope Your Happy" by Blackroc (3/5) - The idea of Blackroc is an odd one to me: a combination of the Black Keys and numerous rappers, but it works. Not every track's a hit, but many of them hit solidly. Good stuff, though there are better tunes on the album than this one for me.
  • "Ripple" by Jimmie Dale Gilmore (4/5) - I love JDG's voice, but he's certainly a unique sound out of the Texas Panhandle. He's twangy and rangy and a great songwriter - though this is a cover - and he's a heck of a lot of fun...mark it a zero, Smokey .
  • "Sugar Magnolia" by Grateful Dead (3/5) - Meh...yeah, it's pretty enough, but it just never gets anywhere for me.

January 20, 2014

Thank you, Styx

Who doesn't love a good illusion, especially one you can play with?

Grand-Illusions.com has a fun assortment of novelties for sale and a digital museum of other fun toys that the owner has collected over the years. To make things even better, they have videos showing off almost all of the items.

I'm most interested in...

The nitonol spoon...



January 18, 2014

It's time to stop arguing and start time traveling...to the time machine!



January 17, 2014

My top tens

Tastes shift, and favorites come and go.

It's a fact of life.

Because of this any attempt to list my ten favorite whatevers will only result in a list of my tastes at the moment. A year down the road, things in favor could fall out, and others could take their place.

With all that as caveat, I offer up my all-time top tens (or so, and in no order within each list)...
  • Movies...(not necessarily the greatest, just my favorites)
    • Hero
    • The Usual Suspects
    • Dr Strangelove
    • Fight Club
    • Hoosiers
    • The Muppet Movie
    • The Player
    • The Thin Red Line
    • The Big Lebowski
    • Goodfellas 
  • Books (must've read each at least twice to earn inclusion in the list)
    • Brave New World
    • Slaughterhouse 5
    • The Electric Brae
    • The Book of Basketball 
    • Infinite in All Directions
    • Haunted
    • Iowa Baseball Confederacy
    • Radioactive: a tale of love and fallout
    • The Disappearing Spoon
    • The Great Shark Hunt 
  • Albums/CDs (the most prone to shifting tastes...avoiding Greatest Hits packages)
    • My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy - Kanye West
    • The Heist - Macklemore & Ryan Lewis
    • Blood on the Tapes - Bob Dylan bootleg
    • A Ghost is Born - Wilco
    • Plastic Beach - Gorillaz
    • Alright, Still - Lily Allen
    • Gold - Ryan Adams
    • Graceland - Paul Simon
    • Step Inside This House - Lyle Lovett
    • Body Talk - Robyn
    • Traveling Wilburys - Traveling Wilburys
  • Television Shows (also very much prone to shifting tastes)
    • The Wire
    • Deadwood
    • Scrubs
    • Mad About You
    • Parks and Recreation
    • Bob's Burgers
    • Archer
    • The Daily Show
    • The Colbert Report
    • Sportscenter
  • Albums/CDs (greatest hits collections only)
    • Action Packed: The Best of the Capitol Years - Richard Thompson
    • The Best of 1980-1990 - U2
    • A Quiet, Normal Life - Warren Zevon
    • Carry on Up the Charts - The Beautiful South
    • Decade - Neil Young
    • The Hits/The B-Sides - Prince
    • Just Another Band from East LA - Los Lobos
    • Personal Best - Harry Nilsson
    • The Very Best of Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons
    • The Very Good Years - Frank Sinatra 
    • Comics (not full series)
      • Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow
      • Whatever Happened to the Caped Crusader
      • Spider-Man: Blue
      • Supreme: Story of the Year
      • Pride of Baghdad
      • Superman: Secret Identity
      • Eternals
      • Batgirl: Year One
      • Superman: Red Son
      • Batman: The Long Halloween
      • Superman/Batman: Absolute Power
      • Dark Knight Returns 
    • Comic series
      • Planetary
      • Sandman
      • Invincible
      • All-Star Superman
      • Powers
      • Watchmen
      • Astro City
      • Ultimate Spider-Man
      • Astonishing X-Men (Whedon's run)
      • Fables
      • DMZ 
      • Locke & Key
      • Scott Pilgrim
    • Restaurants & foods
    Are there any other 'favorites' that you'd like to know?

    January 15, 2014

    "Hoosiers revisited" visited



    A couple of weeks ago Calen and I went to New Castle High School to see the Indiana Basketball Hall of Fame Classic tournament - won by Greensburg in two impressive performances - and stopped by the Hall of Fame and museum across the parking lot. While we were there we tried watching "Hoosiers revisited", a video playing in the museum.

    Luckily there was a sign saying the video was available on YouTube.

    And, yeah, I have something in my eye. There's an eyelash. Shut up...

    And, man, I need to gets to Knightstown.

    January 14, 2014

    The speed of plot returns just in time

    I've mentioned things happening at the speed of plot before, and it's absolutely one of my favorite story tropes.

    The concept makes a brilliant return in the most recent Order of the Stick comic, one of the best ongoing comics out there. Read along and catch up. The plot'll wait for you.


    January 13, 2014

    Quotes from the past

    Back when I was in college I collected quotes. It feels very much a college thing to do: to use other people's words to explain who you are. I was beginning to look beyond my walls, to explore a far larger world than New Albany, and I wanted to know with whom - with which great thinkers - I was going to align myself.

    I included these quotes in my teacher education portfolio, at which every intereviewer would allegedly (but not really) look, or so my professors told me. I printed the quotes out and made them into a bulletin board. I saved them into a Word file that's been following me around, stored on computer after computer for nearly twenty years now.

    I haven't looked at the quotes in a long while now, and I don't know that every one agrees with who I am so much as who I was or at least who I wanted to be.
    • “ Mankind must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression, and retaliation.  The foundation for such a method is love.” - Martin Luther King, Jr. - December 11, 1964
    • “ L’amor che mouve il sole e l’altre stelle. “ - Dante Alighieri
    • “ A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous. “ - Ingrid Bergmen
    • “ What you do speaks so loud that  I cannot hear what you say.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson
    • “ Iron rusts from disuse; stagnant water loses its purity and in cold weather becomes frozen; even so does inaction sap the vigor of the mind.” - Leonardo da Vinci
    • “ Remember, people will judge you by your actions, not your intentions.  You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg.” - anonymous
    • “ The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper.” - Eden Phillpotts
    • “ What is life?  It is the flash of a firefly in the night.  It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime.  It is the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.” - Crowfoot
    • “ A thermonuclear war cannot be considered a continuation of politics by other means.  It would be a means to universal suicide.” - Andrei D. Sakharov
    • “ An invasion of armies can be resisted, but not an idea whose time has come.” - Victor Hug
    • “ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out,
      Because I was not a Jew.

      Then they came for the Communists and I did not speak out,

      Because I was not a Communist.

      Then they came for the Trade Unionists and I did not speak out,
      Because I was not a Trade Unionists.

      Then they came for me,

      And there was no one left to speak for me.”

      - Pastor Neimoeller (Nazi Victim)
    • “ I may not agree with a word you say, but I shall defend unto my death your right to say it.” - Voltaire
    • “ You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows.” - Robert Zimmerman
    • “ Good and evil both increase at compound interest.  That is why the little decisions you and I make every day are of such infinite importance.” - C.S. Lewis
    • “ Love your life, poor as it is.  You may perhaps have some pleasant, thrilling, glorious hours, even in a poorhouse.  The setting sun is reflected from the windows of the almshouse as brightly as from the rich man’s abode.” - Henry David Thoreau
    • “ Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the things you did.  Do throws off the bowlines.  Sail away from the safe harbor.  Catch the trade winds in your sails.  Explore.  Dream.  Discover.” - Mark Twain
    • “ Avoid what is evil; do what is good; purify the mind - this is the teaching of the Awakened One [Buddha].” - The Pali Canon
    • “ The fact that man knows right from wrong proves his intellectual superiority to the other creatures; but the fact that he can do wrong proves his moral inferiority to any creature that cannot.” - Mark Twain
    • “ The worst sin toward our fellow creatures is not to hate them, but to be indifferent to them; that is the essence of inhumanity.” - George Bernard Shaw
    • “ Lord, what fools these mortals be!” - Puck - Midsummer-Night’s Dream
    • “ Human subtlety...will never devise an invention more beautiful, more simple or more direct than does nature, because in her inventions nothing is lacking, and nothing is superfluous.” - Leonardo da Vinci
    • “ To waste, to destroy, our natural resources, to skin and exhaust the land instead of using it so as to increase its usefulness, will result in undermining in the days of our children the very prosperity which we ought by right to hand down to them amplified and developed.” - Theodore Roosevelt
    • “ From the intrinsic evidence of his creation, the Great Architect of the Universes now begins to appear as a pure mathematician.” - Sir James Hopwood Jeans
    • “ There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it.” - George Bernard Shaw
    • “ Education’s purpose is to replace an empty mind with an open one.” - Malcolm Forbes
    • “ One impulse from a vernal wood
      May teach you more of man,

      Of moral evil and of good,

      Than all the sages can.” - William Wordsworth
    •   Thou hast most traitorously corrupted the youth of the realm in erecting a grammerschool; and whereas, before, our forefathers had no other books but the score and the tally, thou hast caused printing to be used; and, contrary to the king, his crown, and dignity, thou hast built a paper mill.” - Henry VI, Part II - Shakespeare
    • “ All of us can think of a book...that we hope none of our children or any other children have taken off the shelf.  But if I have the right to remove that book from the shelf - that work I abhor - then you also have exactly the same right and so does everyone else.  And then we have no books left on the shelf for any of us.” - Katherine Paterson
    • “ Use the talents you possess for the woods would be a very silent place if no birds sang except for the best.” - unknown
    • “ In some sort of crude sense which no vulgarity, no humor, no overstatement can quite extinguish, the physicists have known sin; and this is a knowledge which they cannot lose” - J Robert Oppenheimer
    • “ Science is built up of facts, as a house is of stones.  But a collection of facts is no more a science than a heap of stones is a house.” - Jules Henri Poincare
    • “ Some scientists claim that hydrogen, because it is so plentiful, is the basic building block of the universe.  I dispute that.  I say that there is more stupidity than hydrogen, and that is the basic building block of the universe.” - Frank Zappa
    • “ The plow is one of the most ancient and valuable of man’s inventions, but long before he existed the land was in fact regularly plowed, and still continues to be thus plowed by earthworms.  It may be doubted whether there are many other animals which have played so important a part in the history of the world, as these lowly organized creatures.” - The Formation of Vegetable Mold Through the Actions of Worms - Charles Darwin
    • “ Had I been present at the creation, I would have given some useful hints for the better ordering of the universe.” - Alfonso the Wise
    • “ Twas brillig, and the slithy toves
      Did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

      All mimsy were the borogroves,

      And the mome raths outgrabe.
      Beware the Jabberwock, my son!

      The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!

      Beware the Jubjub bird, and shun
    •    The frumious Bandersnatch!” - Lewis Carroll
    • “ Golden teeth and golden tones, welcome to my presence!” - Dr. Teeth - The Muppet Movie
    • “ When I am playful I use the meridians of longitude and parallels of latitude for a seine, and drag the Atlantic Ocean for whales.  I scratch my head with lightning and purr myself to sleep with the thunder.” - Life on the Mississippi - Mark Twain
    • “ One food for the rest of my life?  That’s easy - cherry Pez.  Cherry-flavored Pez.  There’s no doubt about it.” - Vern Tessio - Stand By Me
    • “ Your reality, sir, is lies and balderdash and I’m delighted to say that I have no grasp of it whatsoever.” - Baron Munchausen
    • “ Be happy while you’re living, for you’re a long time dead.” - Scottish proverb
    • “ Life’s like a movie / Write your own ending.” - Kermit - The Muppet Movie
    • “ There’s someone out there for everyone- even if you need a pickax, a compass, and night goggles to find them.” - Harris T Telemacher - LA Story
    • “ One word frees us from all the weight and pain of life: the word is love.” - Sophocles
    • “ Consistency is the hobgoblin of small minds.” - Henry David Thoreau
    • “ What most people need to learn in life is how to love people and use things instead of using people and loving things.” - unknown
    • “ And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count.  It’s the life in your years.” - Abraham Lincoln
    • “ Man is a successful animal, that’s all.” - Remy de Gourmont
    • “ Man seems to be a rickety sort of thing, any way you take him; a kind of British Museum of infirmities and inferiorities.  He is always undergoing repairs.  A machine that was as unreliable as he is would have no market.” - Mark Twain
    • “ Let us give Nature a chance; she knows her business better than we do.” - Michel Eyquem de Montaigne
    • “ If cattle and horses, or lions, had hands, or were able to draw with their feet and produce the works which men do, horses would draw the forms of gods like horses, and cattle, and they would make the gods’ bodies the same shape as their own.” - Xenophanes
    • “ Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a car.” - Laurence J. Peter
    • “ Operationally, God is beginning to resemble not a ruler but the last fading smile of a cosmic Cheshire cat.” - Sir Julian Huxley
    • “ Friends do not live in harmony, as some say, but in melody.” - Henry David Thoreau
    • “ What is a friend?  A single soul dwelling in two bodies.” - Aristotle
    • “ Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run.” - Mark Twain
    • “ Give a man a fish, and he’ll eat for a day.
      Teach a man to fish, and he’ll eat for a lifetime.” - Chinese proverb
    • “ A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.” - Thomas Carruthers
    • “ True science teaches, above all, to doubt and be ignorant.” - Miguel de Unamuno
    • “ The science of one age becomes the superstition of the next.” - George Lyman Kittredge
    • “ But then they danced down the street like dingledodies, and I shambled after as I’ve been doing all my life after people who interest me, because the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing, but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars and in the middle you see the blue centerlight pop and everybody goes ‘Awww!’” - Jack Kerouac
    • “ We Americans live in a nation where the medical system is second to none in the world, unless you count maybe 25 or 30 little scuzball countries like Scotland that we could vaporize in seconds if we felt like it.” - Dave Barry
    • “If an unfriendly foreign power had attempted to impose on America the mediocre educational performance that exists today, we might well have viewed it as an act of war.  As it stands, We have allowed this to happen to ourselves.”  - Glenn Seaborg
    • “ It is an unfortunate fact, borne out by research and much anectdotal experience, that by the time they reach high school, most students have already decided whether or not they like chemistry, and whether or not they are good at it.”  - Glenn Seaborg   
    I don't know what to say about all these quotes, so...um...now they're saved for me.

    You know...just in case...

    January 11, 2014

    Now, it's only a half...



    January 10, 2014

    I want me


    I've been happy with my choice of throwing my lot into the Wii camp, but there is now one reason why I wish I'd gone for the XBox Kinect: the ability to get a personalized figure of myself via 3d printer and Kinect from shapify.me.



    Anybody out there have a Kinect? Can I come over?

    January 8, 2014

    Update: Update: Update: Lego SImpsons...my guesses


    Apparently the Simpsons Lego rumors only beat the official rollout by a couple of days as the Lego Group made the official announcement today (perhaps nudged by the leaks, I dunno). There are loads and loads of high-res pics at the link above or on Lego's official Facebook page. They also announced the listed price of $199.99 and the impending release of February - possibly on February 17 - and the new prices for the May minifigures at $3.99 per figure (hopefully only inflated because of the Simpsons license and need for new head molds).


    The Hall of Fame...the only one that matters

    I don't know why I care so dang much about baseball.

    I don't really like watching the games. Yeah, I go to a couple a year, but I'm there as much for the social aspect as I am for the beauty of the game.

    I don't pay a whole lot of attention to the day-to-day standings during the season. Yeah, I follow the Reds a bit, but I'm not checking every day until the last couple of weeks of the season, and then only if the Reds are in contention.

    I certainly never played the game more than my very infrequent visits to the batting cages, a couple of homerun derby games, and some Wiffle ball games.

    For some reason, though, I care far more about Baseball than I do about baseball. See, there's a distinction there for me. I love Baseball, the capital B kind, the Game, the history, the legends and stories, the records...all of it. Just because that doesn't translate to a total love of baseball doesn't mean I love Baseball any less.



    I blame James Earl Jones and W. P. Kinsella and Annie Savoy and Crash Davis and Bill James and Rob Neyer.

    Because of all this, though, I care about the baseball Hall of Fame far more than I should. In reality, the Hall of Fame is a dumb, arbitrary, collection of some of the best (and some of the not-quite-so-best) players in major league baseball history. Today's voting announcement won't really matter in the scope of the world. Some players who I think should get in will probably get in. Some players I think should get in probably won't. Some players who I think shouldn't get in just might get in anyway.

    But still I care, and I'll be following today's 2pm announcements like nobody's business because I care.

    That also means I'm paying a lot of attention to the announced ballots, ballot analyses, and predictions in advance of the announcement.

    I particularly enjoy Chris Jaffe's predictions article on The Hardball Times. He sees Greg Maddux, Frank Thomas, Tom Glavine, and Craig Biggio going in. I'd be fine with those choices.

    The IBWAA sees the same four going in, though with Glavine ahead of Thomas.

    Honestly, Joe Posanski's thoughts are pretty close to mirroring mine. There are more deserving candidates this year than there are spots on any ballot. And there are players who deserve to get in and won't because of PED issues and rumors. I don't know that I agree with his #13, but I do think there are fourteen Hall-worthy players on this year's ballot.

    The Baseball Hall of Fame continues to matter, and I'm thrilled to have read Bill James's The Politics of Glory (now published as Whatever Happened to the Hall of Fame?) for my understanding of the history of the Hall. Give it a read if you have any interest in the Hall's past, present, or future.

    January 6, 2014

    Update: Update: Lego SImpsons...my guesses

    This morning I posted an image from Carlos S of the front of the box of the new Lego Simpsons House. At forum requests, Carlos S (via GrooveBricks) was able to get a photo of the back of the box showing the inside of the apparently hinged house.


    Dang...that's a whole lot of detail in the place, and it looks like a lot of new pieces, too.

    Update: Lego Simpsons...my guesses

    The first leaked image of the Simpsons' 742 Evergreen Terrace Lego set has been leaked, and it's massive.


    It also includes the full Simpsons family and Ned Flanders, six of the characters I guessed we'd see in the next collectible minifigures line. Assuming the leak (from Carlos S via Uproxx) is real, how does that change my guesses as to which figures we'll get?

    I'm going to go with thinking it doesn't change things much. I think the Lego Group will give us alternate versions of the family - other than Maggie and Marge. There have been enough different costumes and versions of Maggie, Bart, and Homer through the years that I think we'll get duplicates of those three. I don't see another Maggie or Marge outfit because they're really in the same things most all the time. And I'm thinking Ned's already getting his one version - unless we get a set of the Leftorium or Praiseland (complete with gas leak).

    That drops out three of my fairly certain characters and leaves me with three to replace. Here are my original choices and reasoning...
    • Waylon Smithers
    • Selma Bouvier - probably not because Selma requires Patty
    • Patty Bouvier - probably not because Patty requires Selma
    • Duff Man - This might be the one that I want most just for its quirky nature, but I think Lego will avoid the alcohol overtones.
    • Ned Flanders
    • Lenny & Carl - That's two characters who really can't be done individually. When we're this tight on spots, I don't think we can use up two spots on these goofs.
    • Troy McClure - They've been resolute about not bringing back Phil Hartman's character on the show, so I'm assuming they won't bring him back in the Lego world either.
    • Itchy & Scratchy - I don't know how these two would translate to the Lego world and whether they would be two separate figures or one with an accessory of the other.
    • Chief Wiggum
    • Ralph Wiggum - Ralph stands onstage with Lisa, but bringing him in edges Lego to dealing with special needs characters, something they might want to avoid.
    • Comic Book Guy - I would love getting one, but he seems to be a far lesser character in Springfield.
    • Hans Moleman - This would be a quirky choice, but he's never been a lead character in a story, and I can't see him as anything other than a cut-to gag character.
    • Principal Skinner
    • Edna Krabappel - Edna's voice, Marcia Wallace, passed away in October. I'm thinking they'll let Edna pass on peacefully.
    • Nelson Muntz
    • Groundskeeper Willie - Like Hans Moleman, Willie doesn't drive stories in the Springfield world, so I think we can manage without him.
    • Sideshow Bob - Lego isn't known for characters with dark, violent pasts. This one might be a little murderous for Lego's self-professed target audience.
    With three new spots to fill, I'll go with bringing back in Ralph Wiggum, Sideshow Bob, and Groundskeeper Willie.

    That means my official guesses are now...
    • Homer - alternate
    • Bart - alternate
    • Lisa - alternate
    • Apu Nahasapeemapetilon
    • Montgomery Burns 
    • Moe Syzslak
    • Milhouse Van Houten
    • Krusty the Clown
    • Barney Grumble
    • Grandpa Simpson
    • Waylon Smithers
    • Chief Wiggum
    • Ralph Wiggum
    • Principal Skinner
    • Nelson Muntz
    • Groundskeeper Willie
    • Sideshow Bob
    Wait, that's seventeen. Apparently my original guesses were too generous by one. Let's drop off Sideshow Bob so Lego isn't endorsing murder.

    Oh, and if you're wondering how much the Simpsons' home is going to cost, here are some vague comps based on # of pieces and minifigures.
    I don't know what the new set's price will be, but I'm thinking I won't be buying it.

    Separately, I'm not sure I like the very much non-Lego-minifigure-looking Simpsons shown on the box above. THey look too blocko-ish for my taste.

    January 4, 2014

    Don't worry, San Diego, Daddy's here.


    • Anchorman 2 isn't funny. Don't waste your money in the theater. But the sort of sequel made entirely from outtakes from the first film is worth watching. And, as of earlier this week, it was available for free in low resolution on YouTube.
    • Used to be a Pizza Hut - There are so many former Pizza Huts out there, and some of them are at least creatively being recycled. 
    • By some designer - anybody know who designed this piece?