My Pivot Questionnaire

From wowzone.com, the Pivot Questionnaire - aka the ten questions at the end of every Inside the Actors Studio episode...

1. What is your favorite word?
   - Eli's
2. What is your least favorite word?
   - moist
3. What turns you on creatively, spiritually, or emotionally?
   - material science camps
4. What turns you off?
   - smoking
5. What is your favorite curse word?
   - f**kstick
6. What sound or noise do you love?
   - high school basketball games - all of the noises involved
7. What sound or noise do you hate?
   - a Sodastream machine honking when the bottle is full...then honking two more times...
8. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
   - short order cook at Waffle House
9. What profession would you not like to do?
   - small-business owner
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
    - "You were wrong, but it's okay."