"Son, this will keep the bad guys away..."

• The 2014 Idaho GOP Governors Primary Debate Will Make Your Faith in Politicians Plummet - Nope, but it is hilariously entertaining. May I recommend 4:41...8:26...19:40...and so much more...I'll be voting Harley Brown this spring!

• What if this is OKC's last shot? - The future is always a mystery.
• New, full-length The Flash trailer completely nails it - More DC makes me happy.

• The hard truth about boiled eggs - I love food science.
• Kevin Durant sitting on court - See, Westbrook's shooting freethrows in the background.
• Oliver Harper's Highlander II retrospective - The movie was atrocious. The retrospective is more entertaining.

• Ninja infographic -  More productivity tips read. Check!
• The half-century of Dr Strangelove - A brilliant film. Go find it if you've never seen it and see it again if you have.
• Link Ink: ...and an XKCD talk - Hullo, Randal.

• An abandoned lifeboat at the end of the world - Fascinating history of a place we'll none of us ever visit. Thank you, Wondermark.
• Found in translation - I know a few backpfeifengescheits in my life.
• Changing shape of America's age - neat graphic

• Marty Feldman at veterinarian's office (2008) - really, 2008? I don't know that I believe that.
• Watercolor heroes, Blule - pretty paintings
• Check out the trailer for Fox's Mulaney and try not to think about Seinfeld - It can't be done.

• Steve Simpson - Sometimes I think that first quote describes my life at school.
• The Non-Adventures of Wonderela - Warning: 90's reference ahead
• NBC conjures first trailer for Constantine - More DC makes me happy.

• April Fools Day pranks that won't get you in trouble - I'm gonna try for the Chewbacca contest
• Word on the street - see, it's funny because...
• Here is over nine minutes of just the breakdown from "Two Princes" - I made it through about a minute and a half. Can you do better?

• The castle/pirate/space/city Simpsons - great Lego quickies
• With great power comes great grief -  Brilliant
• Watch 'Buddhist Monks' breakdance to "Ch-Ch-Check It Out" for MCA Day - I miss the Beastie Boys.

• The new solar array in California's Mojave Desert attracts birds then burns them out of the sky - I want video of this.
• The Yoga Farmer might be the most bizarre video you'll see this year - It's one of them if it isn't the one.

• Welcome to Big Ten country - So the basketball tourney will now be in DC? As long as they keep the awesome logo, I'll be happy. 
• Find out what happens when you pour milk with Coca Cola - Has anybody tried this? If so, does anybody know what the precipitate is? 

• Lonely boys at the top -  Haven't heard the new album yet, but I'll be listening.
• The Doozers are back and teaching kids about engineering - I miss the Fraggles.
• Meet Frane Selak, the luckiest man to ever live - I wouldn't want his life.

• 4AM at WalMart - Ah, Mother's Day
• Afraid of clowns? You'll love this prank video - Seth? Seth!?! Seth!!!