June 26, 2008

So, here's the dealio, yo

Because I know you want to know every little thing that happened to me over these past couple of weeks that I've been absently posting for you...

And if you don't care, you can just come back tomorrow...when the real posts will resume...

On the way out, we broke in to stayed out The Girl's aunt's house in Edmond, OK - a 'burb of OKC. Nothing thrilling there other than some pointless driving around trying to find a Panera so we could use their free wi-fi and pick up some dinner.

There was a lunch stop in Amarillo so we could get the first of many fresh tortillas - and green-chile-cooked-pork - on the trip, then onward to Albuquerque for dinner at the Frontier.


Very tasty, cheap dinner complete with more green chiles. We wandered the Nob Hill section of Albuquerque and stopped in the next morning at the farmer's market - no chile powder or cumin just yet, however, so onward to Flagstaff after a stop at Earl's in Gallup.

Yes, food was a bit of a constant on the trip. It's the southwest, and, as Bowling for Soup says, "the Mexican food sucks north of [there] anyway".

From Albuquerquequeque, we headed on to Flagstaff to camp for a night in the hills outside town, in the shadown of Sunset Crater that thankfully hasn't erupted since around 1065. Good times in Flag as we really dug the climate and the whole vibe of the college town meshed with the hiker/biker groove.

--- warning, the next part is a fairly detailed summary of our Canyon hike...if you want less detail, skip down to when you see this kind of note again... ---

Camped the next night at the South Rim of the Grand Canyon and set the alarm for 3:30am so we could be on the trail at first light (4:30am). We loaded up the packs and headed over a very windy rim of the Canyon and down the South Kaibab (click here for a well-done virtual hike)...



The Girl set off at a pace a little faster than mine, and I let her take the lead as the chilly winds blew us down from the 6000-ft-high South Rim down to the 2000-ft-high Colorado River in the Granite Gorge. By the first rest stop, our paces were about in step, and we'd been passed a couple of number of times by speedier hikers, and my right knee was starting to feel a bit pained. Luckily, I remembered to switch up which foot you step down with, and the pain disappeared pretty quickly.

By the second rest-stop (4.4 miles to Tip Off) it was about 8:00am, and the 60-degree temperatures we'd started the hike with were now up to about 90, and we each had forty or so pounds on our back. We were eager for any shade that we could find, and we had reversed our paces as I now set off in lead.

The trail is amazingly well marked, having been built from old miners' trails by the CCC in the 1930's, but the constant downward march can be hard on every part of your legs. After another mile or two, The Girl was lagging seriously behind, and I was stopping pretty frequently to make sure that she was still back there. As we rounded into the sun time and time again, she was flagging badly, and finally admitted such when we could see the first suspension bridge across the river.


She was talking about leaving her pack behind and coming back for it after she felt better, and she later admitted to me that she'd been getting dizzy and nauseous and had stopped sweating - in spite of the fact that we'd both headed over the Rim with about four liters of water and gatorade and plenty of snacks for the full hike.

We took more frequent breaks, and I kept trying to make sure she was okay, and once we made it across the bridge...


...she went another few hundred yards and set down to drop her pack. We were by then about half a mile from the campground, and she was clearly in a bad way. I picked up her pack and lead her into the campground, guiding her directly into the cold stream to regain her senses.

In all honesty, I knew she wasn't too far gone because she was still lucid, but she clearly was in no shape to do any more hiking that day - or as I was starting to understand, to complete the rest of the six-day rim-to-rim-and-back trip we had planned. So I left her in the chilly water of Bright Angel creek - the most wonderful part of the Bright Angel campground, honestly - and went to get things set for the day's and night's camping. It was, by that point, 10am, and the thermometer at the campgrounds was already registering triple digits. By mid-afternoon, the same thermometer - admittedly in the sun - was reading 130, and the one just behind the bulletin board in the shade was 110.

Good times.

Oh, and the water main bringing water to the campground from near the North Rim had broken the day before, so fresh water was being limited.

I'm glad The Girl had remembered to bring her Aqua Mira drops, because we spent the day drinking creek water and chilling our legs in the water.

It's admittedly, a little sparse at the bottom of the Canyon with about twenty-five camping sites - all filled for most of the summer - and Phantom Ranch with its canteen selling cold drinks and a bit of time under the swamp cooler, but it's an amazing place, a gorgeous, lush, green oasis in the middle of a Canyon that is amazingly hot all summer long.

After The Girl had recovered herself a bit, we went to speak to the rangers about modifying our trip, changing our reservation plans from five more days across (with three more camping nights) to one more night and a broken-up trip back to the South Rim. Once we explained that we hadn't been trying to do a rim-to-rim-and-back in a day (something that apparently crazy people do really attempt to do in one day - the ranger spoke of a man who knocked on his door at 2am the previous morning 3/4 of the way done with the 44-miles in 24-hours, rim-to-rim-and-back insanity), he helped us out by getting our reservations switched to Indian Garden for the next night meaning that the six days of hiking (7, 7, 7, 7, 7, and 9 miles each day) would become three days of hiking (7, 4.6, 4.5 miles, instead).

At the crack of dawn the next day, we set out again, headed this time up the Bright Angel trail (the same guy does a great virtual tour of this trail, too) toward Indian Garden. Most of the day's 4.5 miles was spent in shade as the deep Canyon doesn't get the full brunt of the sun until after we'd stopped hiking
for the day, and the trail crosses a small creek a half dozen times before the campground, giving us ample opportunity to dunk our hats and bandanas to cool off.




The girl and I got into Indian Garden sometime around 10am again - heading up always takes longer than heading down and much of the first part of the trail is nothing but beach sand - and looked around for a similar creek to the one at Bright Angel campground. The creek at Indian Garden, however, was fairly well dried up, and we had to find a way to entertain ourselves among the dry, still Canyon air - at least only up to about 95 degrees in the shade this time as we were partway back up to the South Rim.

The girl took a fitful nap, worked a few of her Sudokus, and read a bit. I started and finished a book (review forthcoming another day), worked some Sodokus, played solitaire, and won nine of our eleven hands of Gin.

Time was passed, an early evening was turned in - the sun goes down in the Canyon around 8:30, but I was mostly sacked out around 7 or so, trying to get some shut eye in spite of stillness and heat.

Up before the crack of dawn again, we headed up the last four and a half miles to the South Rim (still following the virtual tour, of course - including amazing photo of the trail from above, a view we never got to see as we didn't head out to another vantage point once we crested the Rim again)






Started in shade again, but we quickly found the sun and headed up the longest, hardest set of switchbacks that I know of on in the Canyon (or anywhere else, though my experiences are somewhat limited). Once the sun hits, it beats down upon you, and the mules pass by kicking up the dust. It's a rough finish to the hike, but there are some impressive views and sights along the way, including a fairly close encounter (probably about thirty feet away) with a condor sitting along the ledge...


Apparently the California Condor was reintroduced into the Canyon a decade and a half ago. The site of the huge bird sitting there and - even more impressively - soaring in the final red rocked climb up the trail was a nice reward for all our hard work.

By the time we finally made it through the tunnel and back to the South Rim, we were whupped though our calves had finally loosened up. We had been doing the hiker shuffle our last couple of mornings before the legs loosened up.

Just before the tunnel, we managed to see an NPR reporter carrying a recorder and boom mike on a mule taping a story. No luck in finding the




We ambled our way back to the rental car and drove to Mather Campground for a warm shower ($2 for eight minutes - can't be beaten after the long hike), a visit to the gift shop, a stop for q-tips and ibuprofin at the general store, and a lunch of chicken pot pie and lemon cake (on my part).

--- Quick summary...Karlen didn't do well in the heat...we hiked down in one day and changed the six-day hike into a three day hike, taking two days to get back up to the South Rim... ---

Ten miles from the South Rim Village to the North Rim Lodge as the crow flies...twenty-one miles of hiking...or the route that we ended up taking that afternoon - 215 miles and five hours of driving around to see the North Rim which is amazingly gorgeous.

Along the way, we stopped off at Grandview Point...and Desert View...


...and saw the old Navajo Bridge, the only driveable crossing of the Colorado River - just down from Lee's Ferry - for hundreds of miles...


We hung out at the North Rim for a night, staying just outside the park at the Kaibab Lodge where we managed a phenomenal dinner of raindbow trout with grilled shrimp, maple glazed carrots, and cheese tortellini (I know, three days of granola bars, beef jerky, ramen, and instant spuds made me hungry), and the sunset from the back porch of the North Rim Lodge.





It's amazing how much different the North and South Rims feel, the North being so much less travelled, so much calmer, absolutely wonderful. If ever you get the chance to head out to the Canyon, make sure to get around and enjoy the North Rim. Well worth the extra drive.


Okay, quick hitters for the rest of the way homeward - 'cause it's late, and I'm about to run out of the day.

One night in Flagstaff where we realized that a town of 50K isn't quite as lively as we had previously imagined and where we got kind of annoyed that the hotel was going to charge an extra $50 a night on top of their weekend rate because the Pride in the Pines festival was in town...spent the last part of the evening in their library looking up places to stay and eat in Santa Fe...

Two nights and most of three days in Santa Fe...stayed at the St Francis a block or so off of the Plaza...pretty much just walked around for the few days and enjoyed the heck out of being clean and back in civilization with a real bed again...ate amazing food (Maria's NM Kitchen, Tortilla Flats, Railyard) and some decent food (Cafe Paris, Cafe Pasqual's, Zia's)...





Back to Albequirky to spend a night with The Girl's cousin and his reasonably new wife...

Back to Edmond where The Girl's aunt and uncle were in town this time...they took us down to see the Oklahoma City Federal Building memorial at sunset...



And thirteen final hours of driving back to the Queen City...

More for later...we listened to Middlesex, War of the Worlds, and The Yiddish Policemen's Union...

For now, though, I'm thinking that's long enough...

June 25, 2008

And like the swallows, I have returned

Regular posting will resume tomorrow with a summary of the vacation.

'Til then, please enjoy...

June 23, 2008

Like that Dylan biopic from last year

The things that caught my attention before I headed on vacation...as I should've been readying myself for the vacation stuff...

June 22, 2008

The way to middle class America's heart...

...is to rework a pop song that they remember fondlybut to make it sound really different so we they think they're hearing new levels of complexity and depth in the song writing.

Guaranteed hits, folks...like a frickin' factory...

Like "Pour Some Sugar on Me" - one of the most vapid, catchy, openly-about-sex songs ever...


Or "Hey Ya" done slowly and acoustically...



How about "Gimme Shelter" withall sorts of extra emotion suggesting depth that I never got from the original..."thank you..."


Probably my favorite of the list, but clearly guilty..."In Your Eyes"...


Apparently Mr. Hedges is very guilty of this phenomenon..."Love Bizarre"...


...and "She Drives Me Crazy"...


Even big artists are sometimes guilty..."Wonderwall"...


Sometimes an artist will rip themselves off in this way..."Layla"...


This might be a little less culpible because I think lots of folks missed the message the first time around..."Born in the USA"...


Sometimes the song doesn't even have to be very old to get this treatment..."Crazy"...

With an even egregious but sadly non-embedable version here...

And finally, "Billie Jean"...

June 21, 2008

June 18, 2008

Which graduation is right?

We're a few weeks past PHS's 2008 graduation, and I think now I'm ready to talk about what went down.

We sent about four hundred members of the Class of '08 across the stage at Cintas Center and handed each of them a diploma cover - to be filled in after the ceremony. There were a number of black-robed folks up on stage to escort them along - school board members, principals, central office folks, counselors - and the graduates were then ushered on along and down the steps on the far side of the stage.

I took up my usual and awesome vantage point right at the stairs up onto the stage, keeping the timing right, pausing the grads for a moment before they headed up, reminding them to spit out any gum so they'd look right in their picture, congratulating nearly all of them, and generally making small talk to calm the last minute nerves of - especially - the girls who chose to wear the high heels for the first time ever.

Everything was note perfect from the time they gathered at PHS, loaded the busses bound for Cintas, lined up in the small gym, headed to their seats, and stepped toward the stage.

And that's where the heart attacks started...

"The Princeton Way" of graduating is a rather formal affair. The students are arrayed in alternating rows of red and white with the top students, foreign exchangers, and senior a capella folks up front. We get a couple of none-too-thrilling speaches, and the grads head to the stage.

Their names are read, the live video of the ceremony is shown (now with their names below them in the shot) on the scoreboard up in the rafters, they shake a couple of hands, and head onward. Applause is - according to the principal's request prior to the ceremony - to be held until the final graduate's diploma holder is handed out. No one graduate is to be celebrated individually. Family and friends are not to single out any one over the others.

This year, however...

We got students throwing down their mortarboards (never knew why it was called that, huh), whipping their dreadlocks around, stomping across the stage, dancing, shaking, opening their arms to the heavens, and generally doing a lot more celebrating individually than communally, no matter the gentle hands of administrators trying to usher them along. We got parents - honestly no worse than in the few years past - who set off air horns, clapped and cheered, and yelled - some during the initial processional, some as their graduates crossed the stages, some during the speaches.

And then we got principals and teachers talking afterwards about how to fix the problem...how to make sure that doesn't happen again next year.

We'll give 'em community service hours if they demonstrate like that.

We'll make them pick up their diploma a month later if their parents carry on like that.

We'll warn them in advance of their punishment.

We'll make the parents sign a behavior contract are else they don't walk.

We'll limit the number of tickets so they don't just hand out tickets to any fool in our hallways.

And I'm a little bothered by that.

My dad and mom both graduated from high school before I did, and my sister was certainly headed that way when I matriculated from good ol' NAHS. Heck, Dad had even checked off the whole college degree thing - with a bonus masters, too. (Mom's college experiences apparently involved drifiting off each spring so she could play Dylan songs in the sunshine. Not exactly a plan for getting handed a sheepskin.) They didn't scream my name when I shook hands back as part of the class of nine-two.

They didn't even scream or yell when I got my Wabash diploma - and that one really was printed on sheepskin. Admittedly, Mom tried to embarass me a different way, but that's a tale for another day.

Stay on topic, man...

When I was a high school freshman, my dad sat me down - probably at Mom's insistance, I know the man - and asked me what my goals were for the next four years. Did I want to try for valedictorian? Did I want to get straight A's? What did I want to accomplish?

Nope, none of those. I told him I figured I'd do well enough, but straight A's and the #1 ranking weren't important to me. (I finished #5, right behind Lexi Shallers, not that I'm bitter...) I guessed I wanted to make the radio staff so I could be on air (two years, lots of hours on air, thank you very much).

Did I at least want to graduate and head to college, he asked?

Well, yeah. I thought that was assumed...my flip answer.

In my head, not graduating from high school wasn't an option. I was at least going to get that far and was pretty sure I was going to graduate from college, too.

So there was no reason to whoop and holler for me.

But...

And I feel almost condescending in saying this...

Not every one of the students who went through commencement on June 2nd at Cintas knew they were going to graduate.

Not every one of them could have been so casual with saying that they were going to get a high school diploma.

Not every one of their parents had one, not every one of their siblings had one.

Getting that diploma is a big deal for some of them, something to be celebrated for the years of hard work and struggle, for the acknowledgement by the massive institution of PHS that they accomplished something.

And I'm kind of thinking that they deserve a chance to celebrate, a moment to bask in their glory.

Sure, there's a part of me that wonders just how ready they are for the real world, how good a job we've done in preparing them - particularly some of our graduates who just scraped through with low graduation test scores, low grades, and just few enough discipline issues to make it onto that stage...

But how can we congratulate them but ask them not to celebrate?

How can we please the half (probably more, maybe 2/3rd) of the crowd who still wants that calm, dignified ceremony while still allowing the students to celebrate their moment?

Maybe we need to have a mock ceremony in which we show them what is and what isn't appropriate...but who's to make that decision, draw that line?

Is it okay for a kid to wave to the crowd?

To whoop once?

To cry?

To blow a kiss toward her family?

To blow a kiss toward heaven?

To stomp once?

Twice?

Add in a holler of yes?

I have no idea...I know it wasn't what I was going to do, but that doesn't mean much, and lord knows I'm far from the final arbiter.

And just when have things gotten so far out of hand that the principal really does step forward and do as he and his predecessers have threatened and shut down a graduation? Is it worth killing the ceremony for four hundred graduates and a few thousand friends and family just because a dozen people aren't behaving the way we want them to - not the right way, I won't go that far?

What if it's thirty people whooping and hollering?

What if every fifth graduate moonwalks across the stage?

Every other?

And would that be wrong if they did?



I don't, by the way, honestly have any clue how to solve this or even if it needs solving.

Your opinions are, as always, welcome.

June 17, 2008

And more from li'l Niki...

I've mentioned Niki Huey before. She's a former student who headed west after graduation to work in modeling and film, appearing in a number of print ad campaigns, one atrocious movie, and now she's in an NKOTB video.

I get that a job's a job, but holy schnikies, she's probably about twenty-two years old, and she's playing the part of girlfriend to thirty-nine year-old Donnie Wahlberg. That's gotta be a little creepy for her.

But congrats for her rising profile. Hopefully she'll keep getting more and more high profile jobs.

June 16, 2008

Shut up already!


Boomer-era classic rock is not just music but a life force. As a member of Generation X, I should know -- I've been strong-armed into an appreciation of '60s and '70s pop culture my whole life.
I know this year is an important anniversery of the events that totally formed who you and all your stinkin' fellow baby boomer buttmunches.

I know that RFK inspired you and would've been like the greatest president ever, but he didn't actually do anything other than give some apparently good speaches.

I know that 1968 was the high-water mark, but every generation has its own wave.

You don't hear the Greatest Generation telling us everytime it's the 60th anniversery of every stupid Frank Capra movie, but you won't shut up about the anniversery of Rosemary's Baby and how much The Graduate just captured exactly how you felt back then.

Shut up, already!

June 15, 2008

Ok, I lied

One more week, folks...since I'm currently somewhere in the Grand Canyon...

Just ever knew what they were going to do...


They just might break out the classic head rusher gag...


Or just hit us with a stereotypical cop...


Sure, we loved them, but we weren't clutish...


Even the between-sketch clips were entertaining...


There was that one time a woman actually showed up on the show...


Or the time the reminisced...


They were clearly destined for the top...


They didn't even feel restricted enough to stick to comedy purely in English...


They tried all the creative possibilities...


In the end, however, the trappers just might have been my all-time favorite...

June 14, 2008

A royal pain

Actually, I rather enjoyed putting today's seeqpod list together...commoners need not apply...


SeeqPod - Playable Search

June 13, 2008

In honor of the possibility of Anchorman 2


My favorite Will Ferrell movies:
  1. Stranger Than Fiction
  2. Anchorman
  3. Zoolander
  4. Talladega Nights
  5. Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back
  6. Honorable mention: Elf, Austin Powers, Wedding Crashers
My favorite Christina Applegate movies:
  • Sorry, I've apparently only seen two of her movies, so we'll move along
My favorite Paul Rudd movies:
  1. Anchorman
  2. Romeo + Juliet
  3. Clueless
  4. Knocked Up
  5. The 40 Year Old Virgin - hated it
  6. Honorable mention: The Shape of Things, not because I've seen it but because I read the plot once and have been utterly fascinated ever since
My favorite Steve Carell movies:
  1. Anchorman
  2. Bruce Almighty
  3. The 40 Year Old Virgin - have I mentioned that I hated this?
  4. Little Miss Sunshine - hated it even more
  5. Seriously? I've only seen four of his films? Amazing...
My favorite David Koechner movies:
  1. Thank You For Smoking - best film in today's top fives
  2. Man on the Moon
  3. Anchorman
  4. Talladega Nights
  5. Wag the Dog
  6. Dishonorable mention: Balls of Fury - wow, was that horrible...A Guy Thing - possibly worse than Balls of Fury...The 40 Year Old Virgin - last time, I promise, but blech
My favorite Fred Willard movies:
  1. This is Spinal Tap
  2. Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle
  3. Best in Show
  4. A Mighty Wind - It's growing on me...kinda sweet.
  5. Anchorman
  6. Honorable mention: Waiting for Guffman, Austin Powers...this is clearly not a man destined for leading man roles

June 12, 2008

Coloring my opinion

Sure, color does make up a big part of our world, so it's probably important enough for an encyclopedia article, but Wikipedia's entry on colors links to a list of colors which just proves yet again that Wikipedia is either the most impressive collection of knowledge our species has ever gathered or a giant mess of minutia that has so much crap as to be effectively useless.

Sure, there are the pretty standard colors like red, blue, and green - even those aren't exactly without debate - but then we get into the slightly less well-known colors like...
  • Davy's Grey - which is described as being a greeny grey colour
  • amaranth - a reddish-rose color that is a representation of the color of the flower of the amaranth plant
  • carmine - a particularly deep red color that apparently has seven different named sub-carmines
  • tenné - a "stain", a rarely used tincture, an orangish brown colour
  • zinnwaldite - a color that resembles the mineral zinnwaldite
  • gamboge - a rather transparent dark mustard yellow pigment
  • cosmic latte - the name assigned to the color of the universe, given by a team of astronomers
  • cerise - a deep to vivid purplish red
I'll admit that I guess it makes sense to have some names a little more individual than just "a deep to vivid purplish red". And if we have the names, we might as well compile them somewhere, and I guess Wikipedia is about as good a place as any for it.

Plus they also have a list of every Crayola crayon color ever.

Image courtesy of BombaCarta.

June 11, 2008

Check the 826

Head over to 826 National and read what they're all about.

Seriously, go over there and at least skim through the purpose and description of what they are and what they want to do.

If you did that, skip the indented part and read from just below that. If you're stubborn and didn't head over there, read this bit stolen word for word, letter for letter from their website:
826 National is a nonprofit tutoring, writing, and publishing organization with locations in seven cities across the country. Our goal is to assist students ages six to eighteen with their writing skills, and to help teachers get their classes excited about writing. Our work is based on the understanding that great leaps in learning can happen with one-on-one attention, and that strong writing skills are fundamental to future success.

After the founding of 826 Valencia, the flagship center in San Francisco, educators around the U.S. joined in to pursue the same goals in their local communities. Now 826 Valencia also serves as the headquarters of 826 National, an umbrella organization that coordinates the adaptation of 826’s tutoring and mentorship model in other cities. Already, 826 has sister centers in New York, Los Angeles, Ann Arbor, Chicago, Seattle, and Boston. Through volunteer support, each of the seven 826 chapters provides drop-in tutoring, class field trips, writing workshops, and in-schools programs—all free of charge. 826 chapters are especially committed to supporting teachers, publishing student work, and offering services for English language learners.

Because we believe the proof is in the pudding, 826 programs almost always end with a finished product, such as a newspaper, a book, or a film. This teaching model, known as project-based learning, encourages students to collaborate and to make creative decisions, and gives them ownership over the learning process. Working toward a goal, our students are inspired to revise until their work is perfect. They leave with new skills and a newfound passion for writing. And then they come back. Each 826 chapter is a warm, welcoming place where students can get things done. Maybe they’ll produce a chapbook. Maybe they’ll make a movie, or polish a college-application essay. We offer all of our services for free serving families who could not otherwise afford the level of personalized instruction their children receive from 826.

Our corps includes thousands of enthusiastic volunteers who make this all happen. Our volunteer tutors include law professors, college students, authors, retirees, and advertising copywriters. They come from all fields, but have one thing in common: they love to help students learn. The demand for 826’s services is tremendous. At many of our centers, our field trips are fully booked almost a year in advance, and the majority of our evening and weekend workshops have waiting lists. And new teacher requests for in-school tutor support continue to pour in.
As with about half of the things that I know, NPR introduced me to the 826 project, a half dozen stores around the US that promotes writing among young people.

I dig that the writer folks are helping young people explore their creativity and become better writers.

It does make me wonder if the money couldn't be better spent helping some of the same kids to work on some of the needs a little lower on Maslow's heirarcy.

June 10, 2008

Rolling along and reading along

We're a few days into summer vacation, and I'll be leaving you guys in another couple of days. Not to worry, though, as I've got a house & dog sitter all lined up, and I've got posts ready to roll into place every day for the next few weeks. Heck, I've got the Saturday and Sunday posts ready well into July at this point.

And I've managed to consume some media, too. First out of the blocks is...

...the new DMZ collection, number four in the series of trades, Friendly Fire, somewhat based on the Haditha killings in 2005.

DMZ is outstanding, tip to tale one of the best series being run and dropped from the four color presses month in and month out:
DMZ is one of the most powerful and important comics being produced these days. Brian Wood has created an interesting and unique look at current events and has given us numerous characters for the reader to latch onto and care about. Matty Roth is a great character because she represents the common person who has not been aware of what’s going on but is slowly learning what’s important. Sure, the book has a political message, and that may not be to everyone’s taste, but the plot of the book is engaging enough that you can see it as pure fiction and still enjoy it...

DMZ really is the total package. It’s also one of the best gateway comics on the market as it’s well drawn, well written, and totally important to the times we live in. I wonder how well it will age, as so much of it is tied into current events, but I think this is one book that deserves a wider audience. It’s not the goth faux supernatural book that many people identify with Vertigo. It’s just an artist using the medium to tell a unique story. And it’s one of the books I look forward most to every month.
All true...all very true.

But I will say that this arc didn't grab me quite as much as the first three had. The tale is that Matty - our main character - is investigating an incident of true ambiguity in which the soldiers of the remaining American states fired on a group of protesters. The story is told from various points of view with each character believing their version at differing levels of certainty.

The art is solid; the story is well put together; and it just doesn't quite make the cut for me. Solidly good. Not quite solidly great. It's a seven where the rest of the run has been nines and up.



Last time at the 'bery, I screwed up and instead of hanging with the graphic novels, I got all lost and headed into the 741.5's. There I found Percy Gloom, a little slice of not so superhero comicdom.

Percy's reviews, none of which I've ever read - even as I write this, are pretty solid, and they're deserved. For a guy used to the floppity, floppity trades, this slice of hardcover novelty was a serious change-up.

And I dug it.

Percy's a thoroughly depressive little man whose entire dream is to write cautionary messages and find his love love Lila without too much pain and suffering - another thing that he seems destined for. In all his brown and white goodness - check the preview here - he fights the good fights against his natural state of sadness and comes out the other side with a happy ending.

For the first half or so, it was good, nothing exciting. By the end, however, I was all smiles on my face.

Give it a chance and dig it yourself.



I'd seen the movie, and I was smack in the heart of the 741.5's when I found the hardcover version of 300 - which apparently you can totally read for free over here. So I was all in. Heck the cover alone (which I've got to the right, 'cause I'm awesome like that) had me solidly grabbed and locked down.

I'm thinking that I took things in the opposite direction by seeing the movie before reading the story, but such is the way of life. If I'd gone the right way, I might've been more impressed. The movie, however, is such a faithful adaptation of the novel - even filling in some of the details that the novel didn't originally have.

The imagery is outstanding, bloody and brilliantly colored, matching the material marvelously well where the black and white harshness of Sin City fit its material so well. Frank Miller takes a few liberties with the story, but he crafts a heck of a tale and rocks the massive pages with great visuals.

If - by some weirdo possibility - you haven't seen 300 yet, read the book first so you can appreciate the movie. If you're going the other way, it's still worth the read, but I'm guessing it won't be nearly as revelatory.



The Girl took long enough in getting a gift for her student aide that I was able to read the entirety of World War Hulk in the store, and it was a blast.

It's all old-school, sure-there's-a-reason-but-who-cares fighting between the strongest freak on the planet - amped up to his full potential and no longer the mindless brute that most of us grew up reading about - and everybody in the Marvel universe. I've not been through all the crossovers (just the X-Men one), and I can't speak to their quality, but I will say that the core title of the event is a hell of a lot of fun.

A while back, Marvel set up these events by having the Illuminati chuck Hulk into space, sending him to a planet where he'd never do any harm. They misaimed, however, and dropped him onto a gladitorial planet where he grew stronger and stronger, having to have his wits about him to survive. They then - or so Hulk thinks - blew up his shuttle, killing everyone on the planet including his wife and unborn child.

So he comes back to Earth a little angry. And, man, did I enjoy him angry.

His first stops are to gather up the Illuminati who had exiled him - Black Bolt, Tony Stark, Mr Fantastic, and Doc Strange - apparently Prof X was out of town and Namor had already ditched the buggers, so they get off nearly free. He cripples the four and sets them to gladitorial combat against each other while the world watches.

Most every Marvel hero gets a shot at stopping the Hulk but nobody is even remotely successful because they all just make Hulk angrier and stronger with each punch. Then Marvel brings in the biggest of big guns, the agoraphobic Sentry, a character with an interesting back story (originally a hoax, eventually an elephant in the Marvel room). In the end, Sentry - along with Tony Stark - knock the Hulk out once his anger subsides as he finds out that his belief that the Illuminati killed his love and child, Skaar, wasn't quite true.

Great read...loads of fun...



Last one this week was 52 Aftermath: Four Horsemen, a follow-up to the unending line of crossovers (Identity Crisis, Infinite Crisis, 52, World War III, next up is Countdown) in which the big three of DC - which is always interesting in that Wonder Woman's profile really is so much lower than the other two - are rising back to the leadership of the DCU.

The storyline - bringing back four villians from the 52 / World War III minis - is interesting enough, with four god-like baddies from Apocalypse brought to Earth and bent on total destruction. Of course, the holy trinity of heroes step up and, after a decent enough fight, stop the destruction.

The tale isn't disinteresting, but I don't see any sort of necessity to this mini-series. The artwork's ok, as is the story itself. The most interesting development is the continually rising profile of Oolong Island from 52's run. The creation of another nation to harbor bad guys - the role of Bialya for a decently long time before its recent wiping from the face of the Earth.



More stuff coming some other time, folks...

June 9, 2008

Summer


Last year's list of summer projects wasn't a good list as very few of the tasks were accomplished, so I'm going to simply list the activities and trips that I already have planned and that are flat out going to happen. At the end of the summer, I might list the things I've accomplished, but until then, I'm going to shut up about that.

Before the school year begins again, I'm heading to...in chronological order
  • the Grand Canyon...the Las Vegas/Chicago/train parts of the trip have been scrapped, so it's renting a car, driving to the Canyon and back via Albuquerque, NM and Norman, OK in both of which we'll be staying with parts of The Girl's family for a night each way
  • Hyde Park...for the Hyde Park Blast on June 28th...no, I'm not running it or running in it, but I am volunteering with some of my students to man a water stop...
  • The Hometown...to help out with The Pater Familias's tennis tourney and hopefully see Cold North Gamer
  • The Homestead...a week or two of R&R and bachelor fun with The Girl out in Colorado for a girls' weekend with a couple of her friends
  • Weston, FL...where I'll be suffering at the Hyatt Bonaventure for the School & Youth conference for the LLS...and a game at Pro-Player Marlins Stadium out in section 141
  • The City...to catch games at Shea and Yanqui Go Home Stadia before they get plowed into oblivion...with a side trip up to East Freetown, MA to visit a friend from high school
  • The Homestead...and homeward...
...all of that within two months...we'll be eating through gas like it's going out of style, and we'll be visiting dozens of different states...and checking three more ballparks off of the list.

And someday there will be the promised rest and relaxation of the summer, but not for a little while. 'Til then, we'll be taking advantage of the awesomeness of summer break.

June 8, 2008

Closing the trio...

And three straight weeks is as far as I'll take you...

Buddy Cole was one of their recurring characters...


As was the Chicken Lady...


And Sir Simon...


And Cabbage Head, too...


Sizzler and Sizzler took up pretty much an entire episode...


The waiter with stumps for hands, however, was a single timers...


It was a bit of a show for loners...


And for geniuses, too...


Ya just never knew what you'd get from the Kids...


Sometimes they'd just speak directly and emotionally to the audience...


Or they'd occasionally and randomly insult entire nations...


But their sketches were never mistakes...

June 7, 2008

Donezo

These are the things that you missed over the recent days...aren't you sad?I'm not sad, by the way, because I am as the title of this post...

I miss the Legend

In honor of the second most awesome sporting event taking place this weekend, let's check out what music we were listening to when the greatest pro basketball rivalry last hooked up in the finals...


SeeqPod - Playable Search

And just in time, Sketchers has come out with the new Bird 33's...check it...

June 6, 2008

Blo this

Every couple of weeks, I take a bit to check in over at JoBlo.com for the newest and snarkiest (other than Harry Knowles's baby, of course), and today you get to see what caught my eye this week...
  • Anchorman 2 - very cool possibility, easily Will Ferrell's finest film
  • W poster - meh...too many documentaries have been made regarding the Bush II presidency for my tastes, and now we get to know that Olive Stone is making a biopic of Dubya?...snore
  • Madagascar 2 poster - again, kinda meh...the first one was really cute and entertaining, but I don't need another Shrek-kinda franchise
  • X-Files 2 trailer - I firmly gave up on the series after the first movie, when they didn't answer any of the questions that they'd promised to answer...the best part of the blurb is that the flick stars Billy Connolly, but I won't be within twenty feet of this frickin' film this summer
  • Lost Boys 2 pics - Ok, I was wrong. I didn't think there was a single movie that could interest me less, that was less current, that could be wanted less by the movie-going public than the stupid X-Files 2 crapload. I was clearly wrong.
  • New Lebowski DVD - How stupid do you think we are? One of the all-time great comedies now has four editions of the DVD in ten years? No thanks, folks.
  • M Night Shyamalamadingdong graphitti - huh...chuckle...it says penis (Sadly, I do want to see this movie...he makes some awesome trailers)
  • Top ten spoof films - only 6-10 are listed for now, but if Spinal Tap isn't #1, the list is wrong. Flat, dead wrong.
  • Beverly Hills Cop IV - Give up, folks...let it go and try to come up with an original idea. Sweet christ this is going to be a disaster.
  • The lack of an Up trailer - Pixar are golden to me. Anything they make is awesome. They could remake Beverly Hills Cop, and I'd probably go see it.
  • A Hancock clip - Another superhero movie that looks great. Iron Man, Dark Knight, Hancock, Wanted, Hellboy 2 - a great year for graphic novel fans. If only Hulk weren't tempting me, I'd be thrilled.
  • Harry Potter prequel - I dig the whole story of JK Rowlings, that she was just barely scraping by and via her talent has become richer than the queen of England. Very cool. But...if she's done with the Potter world - as she has said she is - then she is going to have to actually be done with the Potter world and come up with something else or disappear entirely and live off of her mazillions. I'm cool either way, but the middle ground is nowhere to survive.
  • Another pointless sequel - Donnie Darko was freaky enough, but it was at least a self-contained story with a beginning, a middle, and then the beginning. Let it go, folks.
  • Pics of The Road - I am intrigued.
  • Watchmen triple DVD - As dumb as the Lebowski DVD crapfest is this announcement that there will be three (or four) Watchmen DVDs: movie, Tales of the Black Freighter, and a combo DVD. Why would any fan buy the second of those? Casual fans buy the first, hardcore geekburgers buy #3, but who buys the second one?
  • Trailer for Choke - As a Palahniuk fan, I can safely say that the book stunk. The movie doesn't look much better.
  • Batman has milk - And on that note...

June 5, 2008

This is the end?

It's an odd life that I lead.

I meet a hundred or so new people each August, hang out with them and get to know a lot of them really well for about nine months, and then we part ways. Some of them I get to see in passing the following year and others stay in contact for a lot longer, but many of them leave and pretty much never return to lovely Room 519.

It's a seemingly-endless cycle of hellos and goodbyes. Admittedly, at this point in the school year, there a few goodbyes that I'm more than happy enough to offer, but a lot of my students will be missed. Some of them - student aides, Pasta for Pennies folks - seem like they'll be completely irreplaceable, but someone always seems to step forward the next year to get the work done, and it's amazing.

My problem right now is that the school year - as we have it set up right now - is entirely lacking in closure as there is no specific last day of school on which we can say our final goodbyes.

About three weeks before the year ends, our seniors have their final day of regular classes, and some of them don't come back into the building.

Then, over the next few days, some of the seniors come back to take their senior exams - typically shortened versions of the underclass exams. And then they're done.

A week or so after that, the underclass students wrap up their regular class days and drift away. They can be exempt from their exams if they do well enough on grades and attendance, and others recognize that their exam grades don't affect their semester grades (C-C-anything ends up being a C), so those kids don't take their exams. Another group gone.

Then there's this week, a series of half-length days with two exams each day. Classrooms half-filled - or less - with students taking their exams like punishment, and by the end, they certainly aren't in the mood for the solid, heartfelt goodbyes that it seems appropriate to give them.

And the halls are much too empty to catch the ones I should've said goodbye to when I had the chance.

I miss the old ways, the full exams, everybody here until the very last. Everyone yelling and screaming their way down the hall on the final day.

Instead, we get a building that teems with life all year long slowly stripped of its vitality a few cells at a time.

Where's the dignity, where's the finality.

It's like watching a friend die a breath at a time.

Gimme my heart attack, my grand mal, my hit by a bus and died painlesly.

This fade to black doesn't work for me...

June 4, 2008

A pause for electronic beauty

It started with this post and this image...


Which lead me to this post of amazing uses of type, all of which are well worth checking out, and my favorite of which I'm throwing in here...





Which then lead me to this site and it's collection of sickly awesome backgrounds and tutorials - for which I can't yet vouch but that I will be checking soon enough because they clearly have a whole lot to teach me.




I am, quite simply, in awe of designers.

June 3, 2008

Picking at scabs & correcting the rankings

About five years ago now, I read an article in Rolling Stone called "Plague in the Heartland" about crystal meth in the Plains states. It's a plague that has continued to get worse and worse, being chronicled in The Enquirer as a problem in the Cincinnati area.

Recently I came upon a terrifying series of advertisements from the Montana Meth Project.

I can honestly say that the full extent of my drug use in my lifetime has been limited to alcohol - and that's been pretty limited - and one second-hand smoke encounter in Vienna where my traveling companions had to point out after the fact that I wasn't exactly acting myself. But good lord, if I were going to try a drug, I certainly wouldn't pick one that makes me look like any of these folks.

I'd be curious to see, however, how much of an effect any of the advertising ("Just Say No", Stand, or the What's Your Anti-Drug) campaigns aimed at stamping out drug use actually have. I'm sure that somewhere along the way some of the grants have had to prove that they're having an effect, but I've never seen that research.



In an entirely unrelated note, guess whose alma matter is the 10th best liberal arts college in the US?

June 2, 2008

Let us now commence

Ah, graduation season, a time for stilted, cliched speeches and long work hours for underappreciated teachers.

There have been two commencement speeches that I've ever heard that impressed me and that have stuck with me. The first, I mentioned a while back, and the second is today's post:
Howdy. Well, let me tell you I just flew in from New York….and boy, are my arms tired. Ha ha, oh man, I am hilarious. Ok ok, in all seriousness now. I’d like to welcome the parents, teachers, administrators, guests, and the Class of 2004. First, I’d like to thank a few people, on behalf of our class, for helping us get where we are tonight. I’d like to thank the teachers for all of their hard work and dedication, and their persistence in helping all of us to succeed. I’d like to thank the administrators for putting up with our hilarious antics for the past four years, and for ensuring that I never saw a bare midriff to distract me during class. Most of all, I’d like to thank all the parents for their love and support, without which we probably wouldn’t have made it here tonight.

When I was first tasked with giving this speech, I had no idea what I was supposed to write about. So, I did what any normal high school student does when given an assignment for school….I went on the internet and looked for a speech I could copy. Unfortunately that didn’t work out, as all of the speeches I found cost money. I resigned myself to writing this masterpiece on my own. Now I’ve been to a few graduations before. And, while I can say these past valedictorians have made amazing speeches, standing here today, I have no idea what they were about. I’ll try to keep this short so you have less to forget afterwards.

While trying to cheat my way out of this speech, I found this nice little template that told me what I should talk about. In three paragraphs, I’m supposed to talk about the past, the present, and the future. It also recommended I throw in some important quotes from old dead wise men, as many have done tonight. I thought about this template and realized: I don’t want to talk about the past. All of us have already been through it. We all know what happened. Over the past four years there have been good times and bad times. But, the point is, we’re all here tonight. We’ve made it. And that’s the present. The only thing I have to say about the present is, “Congratulations Class of 2004.” I realized if I talked more about the present, I’d be talking about me talking about giving a speech in front of thousands of people, making a fool of myself as I ramble on. So, I’m finished with the present. But what about the future?

I know I can’t tell you what the future holds. But, I decided, that since my grades were the best, meaning I spent the most time holed up in my room over the past four years, I am obviously well qualified to give advice for the future to hundreds of other students.

Tonight marks the beginning of the rest of our lives. You’re no longer required to show up at school 185 days out of the year. You can choose what you do. My advice to you tonight, revolves around one word. There is one word I want you to remember, from my speech tonight:

Cheeseburger…Cheeseburger, Cheeseburger,

Cheeseburger. I’d like to go ahead and quote the wisest man I know, and while he isn’t dead like the website recommended, he is getting rather old. In his song “Cheeseburger in Paradise,” Jimmy Buffet sings, “Cheeseburger in paradise, medium rare with mustard’d be nice, heaven on earth with an onion slice, cheeseburger in paradise.” My advice to you, Class of 2004, is find your Cheeseburger in Paradise. The Cheeseburger is a symbol for what makes you happy, its your passion, your dream, your “heaven on earth”, and I say, find your cheeseburger, and pursue it. Achieve it . Forget about money, forget about nice cars, big houses, forget about what your parents tell you to do. Find what you love, and pursue it. My brother has a passion for archeology and is currently studying it at the University of Michigan. Believe me when I say the demand for archeologists isn’t huge. So, finding a job in his field will not be easy, and he probably won’t make a lot of money; but, guess what, he’s been given $3500 in grant money to go to Italy this summer to work as an archeologist. If something as obscure as archeology can make you a success, anything can. Who could have ever predicted that a song about Cheeseburgers would end up being one of the greatest songs ever? I sure couldn’t have. But for some reason that’s what Jimmy Buffet decided to write about, and its helped make him a success. It’s not about what others say you should do, but rather what you want to do. I bet most people wouldn’t recommend basing a valedictory message on Jimmy Buffet. But, it’s what I wanted to do. It’s what makes me happy, so I do it. And that’s what I ask each of you to do. Jimmy Buffet reminds us, “Cheeseburger in Paradise, making the best of every virtue and vice, worth every damn bit of sacrifice, Cheeseburger in Paradise.” Find your passion, follow your dream, reach for your own, Cheeseburger in Paradise. Thank you very much.
~Andy Stephan, validictorian, Princeton Class of 2004

June 1, 2008

More youngish individuals in some sort of narrow walkway with walls and a roof

Continuing with last week's theme...

That Dave guy seemed to have a lot of weird speech impedements...


Some of them might...just might've had gender issues - as I mentioned last week...


Much of what I learned about religion I learned from these guys...


...and philosophy, too...


Heck, I even got advice from these guys...


The special effects were amazing...easily ahead of their time...


They were phenomenal performers...


They showed teaching at its absolute finest...


They helped me learn how to stay on task...


They had a big fan following...

May 31, 2008

You are what you listen to

And this is what I am, apparently...today you get to hear which songs have been played the most oftenly on my home computer...

The first song on the list has thirty plays, and the final group of songs all have twenty plays with the sings in between


SeeqPod - Playable Search

Three songs are missing because I couldn't find them on seeqpod - "The Rainbow" by Talk Talk, "Sweet Thing" by the Waterboys, and "Dieu A Nos Cotes" by Hart Rouge - and there is a Ryan Adams that I had to swap a live version in because I couldn't find the album version.

May 30, 2008

The cheese factor is set on high, sir


Aw, man...enjoy the awesomeness of Italian Spider-man on alrugo.com.

Or, at least, enjoy the awesomeness once their back online after they get the little bandwidth exceeded problem all sussed out.

It's as if you throw Ron Jeremy and James Bond into a blender with a shot of 70's and Land of the Lost then labeled it Spider-Man.

There can be no more awesome thing on the interwebs at the moment.

Trust me on this one.

I mean...dude...aw man...awesome...give it a day to come back online or check it as it's posted on YouTube, but then you'll miss their other new series.