October 6, 2007

Welcome back my friends to the wonderous interweb

Prowling 'round the henhouse

Over the course of the summer vacation - back in those halcyon days when I wasn't perpetually behind on my grading - we wandered through Madison, WI. On one of our many journeys up and down State Street, I happened upon a bluegrass band playing on the sidewalk. They'd played in Madison the night before and were just busking for a few extra bucks before heading out of town. They were impressively professional with a tight sound, and I wish they'd wander their way down to the Cincy area, because I'd love to hear a full set rather than the half dozen songs I got to hear live on that sidewalk.

In the meantime, though, I'll just have to satisfy myself with checking their website where they offer a free listen to their new album as well as some free downloads from before that.

Enjoy...

October 5, 2007

Comic quiz time


In searching for a link related to yesterday's DC comics love fest, I stumbled across this killer comic book quiz. Sadly I went to the answers by mistake first. Give it a try folks and see if you can drag even half of 'em right.

October 4, 2007

Comic books for comic fans

Last week we went all mature. This week we're totally immature...for a change...'cause I'm always ever so mature...let's be honest, I practically walk around quoting from Proust all day long and wearing tweed jackets

For the DC readers in the crowd...
  • Superman/Batman: Absolute Power - this one's totally for the hardcore DC fans out there. Jeph Loeb goes on an entertaining tour of the various what-ifs in the DC universe, taking Clark and Bruce through dozens of possible paths as supervillians from the future drop back and spin history a little differently. If you haven't been reading DC for a while now, you probably don't want to start here. If you have been, though, run straight for this as the artwork is marvelous and the story spectacular.
  • Batgirl: Year One - Absolutely beautiful, one of the prettiest trades to come out in a decade, wonderful coloring underlying the retelling of some of Babs's earliest adventures. We've had Barbara Gordon paralyzed so long that it's almost hard to remember her as the original Batgirl, swinging around with Pointy Ears and Pixie Boots and bringing a bit of levity to the Bat world. This volume is all about the fun and excitement of being a new crime-fighter, and it comes through in absolute spades. Wonderful read.
  • Superman: Secret Identity - There are tons of comics that can only be read by comic book fans. There have been thousands of issues of Superman smacking down bad guys and saving the girl. Not a single one of them could possibly hold a candle to the beauty and humanity and universal understanding that Immonen and Busiek have imbued these four collected issues with. This volume brings me to tears every time I read it, and it's the one that I recommend for anybody who says that comics can't be read and enjoyed by everybody. You could hand this one to your mom, and she would instantly fall in love. You could hand it to anybody with a pulse, and they would change their tune about comics being for geeks. This is the perfect gateway drug to something harder like Watchmen. I can't possibly praise this trade highly enough. Honestly, it shouldn't be on this list because to say that it's for DC readers is to sell it vastly too short, but anybody who's been reading Superman comics for a while should take a moment and wander this way. It's not even remotely part of the continuity, but it's easily the best of the canon.
  • Supreme: Story of the Year - on the other hand, only hardcore Superman geeks should apply to this journey. Alan Moore goofs on every comic book cliche - from the double initials of Superman sidekicks and villians to the continuous retconning of Superman's origins and the shifts in tone and artistic style over the past decades. In the process, he tells us more about comics than most of us could have realized. It's a good story made so great if you get all the jokes. I'd like to think that I got most of them, down to the references to Captain Carrot in the Citadel Supreme.
  • Justice League and Justice League Unlimited from cartoon network - they aren't graphic novels at all, rather cartoons in the Dini/Timm style, evolved right out of Batman: TAS, Batman Beyond, and Superman. The last two seasons - with the Cadmus and Legion of Doom story arcs - are the finest, but you kind of need to see the work that leads up to them. Rarely have there been better adaptations of a written work as so many comic fans/geeks were there to make sure everything was taken in perfectly - even down to the nods to the non-comic Super Friends who become the Ultimen. Non-DC-geeks will probably enjoy the show. DC geeks will love it.
  • The Dark Knight Returns - comics had gone jokey, having endured the '60s of camp and POW!, the seventies where Bats's ears kept growing and growing, and then along came Frank Miller's hardest shot ever. TDKR was like a shot of cold water, throwing down the darkest, oldest, baddest Batman we'd ever seen. He wasn't cruel or sadistic, but he was clearly hardened by a world that had turned from the heroic ideal, where Superman is turned into a Ronnie Raygun Repbulican lapdog, where the only way to tame the gangs was to kick the crap out them and then take them under his wing. It's a classic of the genre, and it brought in way too much darkness, too much sadism, too much sickness in its wake, to be sure, but it has to be read and digested. And the sequel is to be avoided at all costs.
  • Action Comics #775 - the best single issue ever written...I'll lay my blog on it. Superman gets his backside handed to him by the new, sick, evil good guys who aren't afraid of lobotomizing the villians in a hearbeat instead of dragging them to the cops. And he takes it, eventually beating them a dozen ways to Sunday without breaking his oath to be the good guy, and he narrates it in the end as he smacks down the bad-good guys with a wink and a nod. Classic...marvelous...wonderful... And available in the Justice League Elite trade.
  • Superman: Whatever Happened to the Man of Tomorrow - Alan Moore back in the hizzouse. The Silver Age was a time of goofs and imaginary stories, people gaining and losing superpowers with the wind and an an innocence rarely seen since, and this was its swan song. Another one where only the diehard Superman fans need apply for entry because every panel has a nod to some quasi-obscure character that we haven't seen for decades, but Moore gives the old guy a sendoff like no other hero got before or since. And it makes the earlier Absolute Power ending absolutely note perfect.
  • Superman: Red Son - An Elseworlds tale of what if has Superman landing not in Kansas but in Soviet Russia. From there, much of the tales are twists on the DC universe we know, but the recasting of Lex Luthor as genius, science hero of a revitalized United States raises the stakes from neat pastiche to classic, and the ending is marvelous, cycling back on itself for a perfect finish. To say more would be cheating, but this one's better than most every other Elseworlds that we've seen.
  • Batman: The Long Halloween - great artwork, surprising mystery, another aspect to the shift of Gotham from gangland to freak central...this maxi-series has it all. The sequel, again, falls short as so many of them do. It's a big work, and it includes nearly every important Batman villain of the next portion of his career, but it's seminal to so much of what has come after this tale was told, that it needs to be read.
  • Superman: American Alien - (added after the fact) - The collection touts that this isn't a Superman story, and it's not really. It's a story of how Clark Kent became Superman, how he explored and was terrified by his powers as a child in a Smallville where everybody kind of knows that Clark is a special kid. It's a story of how he learns of Krypton. It's a story of how he first meets - not in canon - Lex and Bruce and even Oliver. It's a great story of a young man finding his way with some pretty awesome skills.
I feel odd not including anything other than Superman and Batman tales, but so much of the DC Universe is those guys, those twin titans of the realm, that I couldn't find much in the way of other things to recommend. Sure, Rucka's run on Wonder Woman was excellent, but to read one trade without the others wouldn't do it justice...the Flash runs by Messner-Loebs and Geoff Johns are outstanding, but again, no single volume would tell the tale...Crisis on infinite Earths is great, but I don't know that it can be read without so many other interconnectors...Kingdom Come just missed out for me even though it was right on the cut line - don't quite know why it did, but it's on the outside looking in...Batman: Year One also just outside, but I enjoy all the Batman stories I listed above even more...DC: New Frontier fell apart in the second volume - the first would've made the cut, though...

I'll admit to a blindess toward the new, and that's something I'm aware of. If anybody has any suggestions, please make 'em because I'd like to know what I missed.

For reference, may I suggest the DC Canon series over at Sequart?


Admittedly, I'm a little stumped as I'd like to finish this off with a group of recommendation for Marvel readers. I'm way less experienced and knowledgable of Marvel, however, so I'm looking for suggestions in advance. Here's what I've got so far...
  • Daredevil - Bendis run
  • Marvel Zombies


  • Marvels
  • Ultimate Fantastic Four
  • Wolverine: Enemy of the State
  • Astonishing X-Men - Wheedon run
  • And I know there have to be more. Don't bring me the Dark Phoenix saga, however, as that's been retold and untold so many friggin times that I'm tired of it. I officially hate the old X-Men stuff at this point.

    October 3, 2007

    What's the point?

    So the new Blue Ocean Facilities in Blue Ash has finally opened.

    And just in time for my next group meeting that I can't hold at my small business because we're actually trying to get something done and use the space to work.

    Thank heaven that someone has designed a place entirely devoid of any real work but set up so that I can torture my employees by promising a field trip but sneaking in a really productive meeting!

    I'm totally suggesting this place to The Boss next time he needs us to come up with a plan for what to do on our all-day in-services (like this coming Monday).

    October 2, 2007

    The Last Waltz on youTube

    From the outstandingest concert film ever...well, the entirety of The Last Waltz

    As a bit of an intro, the preview


    The opening & the Band with "Don't Do It"


    "The Last Waltz Theme" and some interviews


    The Band doing "Up on Cripple Creek" and Robbie being a true prat


    The Band with "The Shape I'm In"


    Ronnie Hawkins & the Hawks with "Who Do You Love"


    The Band with "It Makes No Difference"


    Dr John with "Such a Night" after a weird poetry reading


    Neil Young's finest performance of "Helpless"


    Back to the Band with "Stage Fright"


    The Band does "The Weight" with the Staple Singers


    "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" by The Band


    I have no reason why. but it's Neil Diamond doing "Dry Your Eyes"


    Joni Mitchell joins the Band on "Coyote"


    Paul Butterfield joins in with "Mystery Train"


    Muddy Waters & Paul Butterfield step in with "Mannish Boy"


    Eric Clapton joins with "Further On Up the Road"


    Emylou Harris & Rick Danko's time to shine on "Evangeline"


    A taste of "Chest Fever" followed up "Ophelia"


    "Caravan" with Van Morrison in an outstanding suit


    More poetry followed by Bob doing "Forever Young"


    And Bob stays through "Baby Let Me Follow You Down"


    We close with "I Shall Be Released" with an amazing array of talent onstage and the absolutely gorgeous "Last Waltz Suite" sending them off into the night


    Big time thanks to sk8punk3d288 for posting all of these.

    October 1, 2007

    Don't Read This Post

    It's an annual thing here at IDTMI, so it's time to celebrate Banned Books Week.

    There are so many freedoms that are utterly and totally integral to our free society here in America that it's hard to put any one above the others. We have to protect our rights to free speech, free assembly, face our accusors, and so many more. Heck, they each deserve at least a week every year where we focus on that one, so let's take Banned Books Week this year and celebrate all of our freedoms.

    Get together, read books, speak seditious words, and accuse folks. Do it all.

    But I digress...

    In looking at the most challenged books of 2006, I can sadly say that I've only read one of them - Bluest Eye. I know that The Girl has mentioned a number of the books as ones that her library has in it - yeah, The Girl!

    Go for it and pick up And Tango Makes Three.... It's a kids' book so it shouldn't take you long.

    Skim back through your favorite passages in Harry Potter.

    Read one of any of the dozens of classics that get challenged every year or any of the 100 most challenged books of the 90's.

    I can proudly say that I've read - from the 100 list:
    • The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn
    • Of Mice and Men
    • Harry Potter
    • The Giver
    • A Wrinkle in Time
    • The Handmaid's Tale
    • The Bluest Eye
    • To Kill a Mockingbird
    • Flowers for Algernon
    • A Light in the Attic
    • Brave New World
    • James & the Giant Peach
    • The Anarchist Cookbook
    • Slaughterhouse Five (my all-time favorite book)
    • Lord of the Flies
    • Where Did I Come From?
    • The Adventures of Tom Sawyer
    • Where's Waldo?
    • Little Black Sambo
    • How to Eat Fried Worms
    But it's not nearly enough.

    Read.

    Buy BBW paraphanalia.

    Check an even bigger list of banned books.

    Watch a slide show...


    Enjoy the irony...

    September 30, 2007

    Like throwing hamsters all over again


    Thanks to WeAreGame for pointing out the masterful little hurling game called Throw Me.

    My high score (longest distance) can be seen above and is 115499 ft.

    Top that, punks.

    Here are a few hints that I found
    • hit the clouds...normal clouds give you a small up right breeze, keeping you moving longer
    • really hit the already glowing clouds at about 1000 ft high...they relaunch you
    • hit the swinging demolition balls on the cranes near the ground...they relaunch you
    • hit the space bar to glide a little longer by putting your balloons out
    • your stamina measures how long you can use the balloons but doesn't ever seem to recharge like it did on the hamster game
    • there seems to be no reason to submit your high score as it doesn't seem to actually do anything or provide a list of high scores...I've no clue where I rank on this game other than that I'm better than you...clearly...it goes without saying, really...why bother to even try, because I'm better - punks...
    Who's up for a challenge?

    September 28, 2007

    This game's gonna blow up...I tell ya


    Grace dropped this one my way a couple of days ago, and I hate her for it.

    If you were a fan of Bloons and of just about any Tower Defense game, then Bloons Tower Defense is for you.

    And for wasting a whole crapload of your time.

    Unless you do like I did and find the walkthrough.

    I did make it through level twenty-five without the walkthrough, though.

    September 26, 2007

    Comics that match the theme of the blog


    Ok, at the questioning of a regular reader & newish poster...

    My recommendations for comic books to read...from various perspectives and broken into various categories...

    Adult comics (for non-comic fans)
    • The Sandman series - TL's already familiar with this one, having even gone so far as to have met Gaiman himself...this might be the most phenomenal work of comic book totality...with just the barest glimpses into the DC universe, Gaiman has created a full mythos and entire universe that has brought me to tears, taken me to the edge of revulsion, and impressed me to no end
    • The Fables series - I've reviewed them recently, and I'm only halfway through the series so far...more goodness should be to come
    • Pride of Baghdad - wonderful, amazing single-volume graphic novel...beautiful artwork, moving storyline...an amazingly emotional tale told almost entirely without human characters
    • Watchmen - Time named it one of the greatest novels of the last century...I've been desperate to own it...it's widely considered the single greatest graphic novel of all time...amazing whether you get the DC/Charlton references or not...the ending is one of the most phenomenal surprises of all time
    • The Ex Machina series - still ongoing, rooted in a nearly real world...excellent politcal commentary from the first super-powered mayor of NYC...the politics can be a bit over-whelming at times, but it's an interesting read to see what a true political independent, willing to follow his beliefs instead of any possible polls, is able to do in a fantasy world
    • Astro City - Busiek has created an entire super hero universe that is as familiar as possible to DC and Marvel readers without ever using specific characters from either...filled with archetyes and amazingly human characters...Busiek's world is a better commentary on the human condition than anything that DC or Marvel has made
    • Superman: Secret Identity - I take back what I just wrote...this is the most impressive human story that I've ever read in a comic book...impressionistic artowrk over top of a what-if storyline of a young man in our world who finds that he's suddenly got Superman's powers - after having read about Superman for his whole life...short enough to be read in an hour or so but rich enough for me to own and find something new in everytime I read it
    • League of Extraordinary Gentlemen - no need to ever consider the movie that was made based on this series...it stunk like rotten eggs...and if you're gonna read it, you should probably sheck out the annotations...it's like an English teacher's dream come true...but with rather adult scenes thrown in just to make it even better
    • V for Vendetta - it's not Moore's greatest work...it's a little too strong and overt for me, but as a comment on freedom and our relationship to the government, it's impressive...a reminder of just how far our protests need to go sometime...sort of like a 1984 in graphic novel form
    • Maus - A Survivor's Tale - Spiegelman's memoir of his father's time in a concentration camp won the Pullizer prize and is the only book to consistently challenge Watchmen for the top prize in graphic novels...I've only read it once, but I can still see so many of the scenes in my mind, they were so memorable...it's not an easy read, as you could probably guess based on the subject
    • DMZ - the newest of the works on this list...the series has a long way to go before it's firmly here, but I'm taking a guess based on the first volume that I've read...fascinating story of an accidental journalist in Manhattan after the Northeast withdraws from the United States
    • Jimmy Corrigan - Smartest Kid on Earth - it's hard to describe this novel as it doesn't at all play like a comic book or any sort of non-graphic novel I've ever read...the use of repeated, small panels to show the monotony of Jimmy Corrigan's life...this tale of a manchild unhappy with his lot is alternatively heartbreaking and redemptive
    That turned out to be a lot longer than I'd expected, so I'll save the true comic book geek titles for another day. Any other suggestions from anybody out there?

    Here are a couple of resources that I used to compile this list...

    September 25, 2007

    John Prine on YouTube

    This week it's to John Prine, a wonderful singer songwriter with a wry sense of humor...

    "Flag Decal" live in 2004


    John with Iris DeMent "In Spite of Ourselves"


    With Nanci Griffith doing "Speed of the Sound of Lonliness"


    Solor and with a strong mustache doing "Paradise" and "Donald & Lydia"


    The previous clip continues with "Angel from Montgomery"


    This version - which I've posted before - is, however, perfect


    The video (apparently he made one) for "Picture Show" - with Tom Petty


    My favorite John Prine song - this time "Lake Marie" done a little slower and mostly acoustic


    From the same show, "Hello in There"


    John in his kitchen with "That's the Way the World Goes 'Round"


    Long haired, smokin' JP with "Automobile"


    "It's a Bit Old Goofy World" complete with cheesy keyboard


    "Everything is Cool"


    The earliest video of JP that I can find - doing "My 1st 70 Years in America"


    "You Got Gold"


    And this week's bonus is Norah Jones covering "That's the Way the World Goes 'Round"

    September 23, 2007

    My little bit of recent media enjoyment...

    It's been a busy start to the school year what with the full-time website duties, three preps at school, a sixth class about to start, and all, so I haven't had much of a chance to read, see, or listen to loads of stuff. I do have a couple of recent media encounters, however, that I'd like to point out.

    First up is the new film from David Cronenberg, Viggo Mortensen, and Naomi Watts - Eastern Promises. The film is an impressive turn from all involved, telling the story of an innocent British doctor (Watts) who finds herself brushing a little too closely to the world of Russian organized crime in London. Mortensen plays the crime family's driver/undertaker/jack of all trades. He is a friend and underling to the family's son, played very well by Vincent Cassel.

    The film is excellent, incredibly well acted, but not for everyone. Promises is dark, violent, and at times, thoroughly gruesome. We see fingers cut off, throats slit (with copious blood both times), knives wielded in a fight, and even an eye stabbed in desparation. People in the theater with me gasped and groans as the violence was very much shown with no glorifying angles or majestic soundtrack. And there is nudity - nothing flattering, no soft focus either on the teen prostitute from one scene or on Viggo's fully nude, tatooed body.

    In the course of the film's hundred minutes, very little light comes into the films world, shot with little light and using London's old, dour character as a strong setting for the displaced Russian gangsters. Their actions are dark. Their memories of the homeland are tinged with exiles in Siberia, horror at the KGB's actions, and unrelenting violence in dealing with their new, strongly insular community. Into this tight family comes a blonde, waifish doctor with a Russian heritage of her own, not knowing the world into which she's falling. Her intervention causes a number of ripples as the father of the family - a brilliant, stoic, nostalgic part played by Aleksandar Mikic - attempts to hold onto his position of power. Luckily it does turn out that there is a hero within the family, if only he is given enough of a chance to so his small good deeds.

    The filmmakers have crafted an excellently tense film that doesn't resolve the main storyline until the last possible moment and that leaves us uncertain of just where the family will be heading by the finale. The darkness, at times, threatens to overwhelm the characters as well as the film itself, but that doesn't ever take anything from the film. They have made a marvelous gangster movie set in an unexpected location.

    Check out the trailer here and lots of mostly-positive reviews here.


    Earlier this year I took a read through the first volume of Bill Willingham's Fables series. I wasn't too impressed, but the strong reviews continued to bumble across my browser, so i'm now working my way through the volumes that PLCH has on the shelves. Now, four volumes in (and waiting on the next two), I'm far more impressed with the series as a whole.

    Willingham's opener didn't do much more than set the scene, introducing most of the main characters and giving us a general view of each of their personalities. In the subsequent volumes, however, the scope of the whole tale has begun to be revealed as the Fables community views themselves as a community of exiles from the Homelands, chased out by the Adversary (yet to be revealed in my reading of the series, but knwown to me thanks to Wikipedia.) Some of the Fables believe that they should be preparing to return and take back the Homeland while others are happy enough to live in their new community (a few blocks in downtown New York and a farm in upstate New York for the less human-looking Fables).

    Willingham has said in interviews here and there that he sees much of the Fables tale as an analogy for the story of Israel, and catching that fact (again, from Wikipedia) has made my reading of the series much richer, allowing me to read on an entirely new level. I am now fully impressed with the series and am looking forward to getting to the next half dozen volumes.

    September 22, 2007

    Get out and do something

    I'm certainly not the fittest guy in the world, having not run on a regular basis since I was playing tennis in high school, but I know a number of running folks - including, sometimes, The Girl, herself. For those folks - and via a friend at work - I offer you MapMyRide.com, a service that lets ya map out any run / bike / walk in your area of the world via a Google Maps interface. It'll calculate elevation changes, total distances, and approximate times, and you can mark things along the route (water, bathroom, workouts, etc) and then share your maps with other folks - or search for maps for your area already made.

    Kinda cool what people will do when presented with a single useful tool and a need.

    September 21, 2007

    One, two, three...link!

    Be careful out there, kids

    Great commercial sent my way by Calen...thanks, girl...
    Always remember that whatever you put out on the web is out there and can never be taken back, no matter how hard you try.

    September 20, 2007

    Google strikes...nevermind, I've said it before...I'll say it again...

    New neatness from Blogger/Google...

    It's called Blogger Play, and it's a rolling slide show of photos/images being uploaded to blogs all the time. According to their documentation, it's in real-time and should have most of the inappropriate images removed.

    You can speed 'em up, slow 'em down, and click 'em to see the blog that they came from.

    Watching it has this weirdly hypnotic quality to it. You're getting a glimpse into the world of folks who have no clue you're there. It's not just reading about them; it's more like watching them.

    Hard to explain but very cool to see.

    Enjoy...

    September 19, 2007

    Cool jewels

    Always nice to see somebody take totally normal, everyday objects with kitsch value, make molds, and recast them in sterling silver.

    That's just what CommonObjectJewlery.com has done. I dig just about every thing of what they've got there - the 45 insert (shown here), the two monkeys, the token, and most especially the hot dog. There's just something about a silver bun with a lil plastic hot dog in it.