In the email today...
Dear Miami University Performing Arts Series Patron,I doubt that.
Thank you for purchasing tickets to our presentation of Kevin Smith November 22. Unfortunately, Mr. Smith has just had to cancel his performance at Millett Hall due to a schedule conflict with the overseas release of his new movie. Regrettably, he is unable to re-schedule his show at Miami University because of future movie commitments. I’m sure you are as disappointed with this as we are.
Smith is now dead to me.
Until he comes back into town, that is.