November 13, 2008

But...uh...no...he's...why...


In the email today...
Dear Miami University Performing Arts Series Patron,
Thank you for purchasing tickets to our presentation of Kevin Smith November 22. Unfortunately, Mr. Smith has just had to cancel his performance at Millett Hall due to a schedule conflict with the overseas release of his new movie. Regrettably, he is unable to re-schedule his show at Miami University because of future movie commitments. I’m sure you are as disappointed with this as we are.
I doubt that.

Smith is now dead to me.

Until he comes back into town, that is.

5 comments:

calencoriel said...

So wait...is he really dead to you?

bc I believe you when you say people are dead to you...and in the few times you've said it, I've seen that it's true - it's kinda scary...I mean, you shun like the Amish.

joey said...

^^ i loled ^^

Katydid said...

That royally sucks.

Have you seen Zack and Miri yet?

TL said...

I didn't get to see Bruce Campbell in Columbus this week. I'm sad. I was going to ask him to autgraph me. That wasn't a typo. Hail to the king, baby!

Sorry you're disappointed. I have a feeling you'll enjoy your weekend, though. I hope!

My WV was Mickey. The mouse is everywhere!!

PHSChemGuy said...

Not really dead, no, but he's screwed. I shut down Rhodes, and I'll shut down Kevin Smith.

Nope, Katydid...no movies in the past couple of weeks. I need to see Zack & Miri and Bond. Big jonesing for the latter.