February 24, 2009

Improve the joke

Bob Zany is a frequent guest on the Bob & Tom Show, and part of his regular Zany Report is Fix the Joke, Bay-bee! in which he invites his listeners to improve his jokes by adding their own punchlines.

Today I offer you the same oportunity.

Calen's brother has a favorite joke that he tells from time to time, and I'm curious to see what punchlines of your own you folks can offer up.

The set-up is visible here. To see his punchline, highlight the empty space.
How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hey, wanna go ride bikes?
Think you can do better?


CrimsonMirage said...

It would tak...Oh look a bird!

Mr. Echt said...

*teller of joke walks/runs away*

PHSChemGuy said...

I'm going to go with the original punchline here, folks.