June 7, 2007

How to win at life

I'm generally grooving to WikiHow.com. They've got loads of fun stuff to teach each of us.

I guarantee that they've got something on there that you could learn...how to blacksmith...how to follow written instructions (which seems very odd to put in writing)...how to tell between downy and hairy woodpeckers...how to add bullet points to a WikiHow article...how to get free coffee at Starbucks..how to win Monopoly...how to beat anyone at any two-player game...how to cure and prevent getting itchy after a haircut...how to imagine what your new chat room friend might look like..

How to do darn near everything...

Except how to grow up...

Wait, nevermind..

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