I kind of agree with the first commenter on this article about the suspicious package that John Boehner's office received today. The Enquirer's reportage continues to sink lower and lower as they have fewer trained reporters and hand over more and more of the work to untrained rubes.
I have no idea whether The Enquirer was ever a quality paper, but it certainly is not that now.
But it's still funny that somebody shipped Boehner bacon.
And his name's funny, too. It rhymes with moaner and cloner and it's spelled all funny.